They thought he was crazy to SEARCH ON UPWORK for $12k/month retainers…

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… but he’s found them twice and he’s about to do it again.

When Nick Bandy and I began talking about the cohort Nick is starting up tomorrow, offering folks to help them find them their next $10k of freelancing work, with higher-paying, more chill, more retainable clients, Nick told me:

“Just browsing Upwork the other day, I actually think there are MORE good jobs available now than there were in 2024—last time I checked. But I am going to cull all the references to Upwork. I think no matter how much I talk about Upwork people still don’t believe me.”

Nick’s email list is made up of veteran freelancers looking for bigger clients.

Whenever Nick brings up the idea in his emails of getting cool, stable, big-ticket clients on Upwork, those veterans call him crazy.

Whoever heard of getting great clients on Upwork? How could it work with the glut of low-skill and low-price competition? What slave-wage conditions would you have have to subject yourself to? Objection after objection.

For generations now, Upwork has had the reputation of a bargain bin of both clients and of freelancers foolish enough to serve them.

Except Nick got a gig on Upwork, back in 2024, the last time he went looking for new clients there. That client paid him $4k for a one-off job writing some emails and opt-in form copy, a job that Nick says took him 5 hours. The $4k gig soon turned into a $12k/month retainer for 10 hours of work per week, a gig that has paid Nick ~$300,000 over the past couple years.

(Nick did this before also. The most impressive story was when he went on Upwork and got a one-off blog-writing gig. That turned into a profit-sharing partner position with an established marketing agency, a relationship that lasted for 8 years.)

In his spare time, Nick created several courses showing folks how he has been able to find good clients on Upwork and repeatedly turn them into long-term, stable sources of income.

He started to advertise, using modest little Facebook ads. 1,000+ people have bought Nick’s Upwork trainings so far. Enthusiastic letters began to pour in about the insightfulness of Nick’s ideas, the quality of his courses, and his unique approach to client-getting…

… and STILL people call him crazy whenever he brings up the simple fact that you can get great clients on Upwork.

Here’s how Nick’s crazy idea is working right now:

Nick is himself looking for clients on Upwork again, because he is starting up an email marketing agency.

Like he says, there are more good clients now than the last time he looked, back in 2024, when he found a $12k/month retainer on Upwork.

But it’s not like Nick is gonna take all these clients.

So he is offering to take you along, and help you profit in the same way he has been able to profit. Not only to tell you the insights he has distilled into his courses, but to apply his experience to your unique situation, and to give you support and encouragement for you when you might need it.

Nick is guaranteeing your results up to $10k in new client work.

If you are hungering for your fill of client work, with cool, stable, decent clients who pay you what you’re worth, and who keep giving you work and money month after month, then you will want to join Nick’s cohort.

He’s breaking up his fee to make sure he has skin in the game, so you get the results he’s guaranteeing. His deal is $2k to get started, and $3k after you get to $10k in new client work from Upwork, with his guidance, support, and Upwork magic.

NOTE: Nick’s cohort kicks off tomorrow. If you want more information before it closes, write Nick directly at ​nick@nickbandy.com​, and ask for his descriptive free folder. Here’s a message you can send him to start:

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SUBJECT: I think you’re crazy

… but I’m curious about your cohort about getting $10k worth of good client work on Upwork. I am [a copywriter/media buyer/freelance dog groomer.] Would your cohort be a good fit for me?

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$10k worth of freelancing clients on offer

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Yesterday, I wrapped up my own promo early because I have something new and urgent to promote today:

Nick Bandy’s $10k Client-Getting Cohort.

This is for you if you’re a freelancer and:

* You’re making little money

* You have just one client who is monopolizing all your time (9-5 disguised as freelancing)

* You’re not getting paid well for the work you do, and you therefore have to work and hustle after midnight just to hit some baseline income each month

I’m promoting Nick and his cohort for two reasons.

Reason one is that Nick won my “I endorse you” auction last year, and it’s part of our deal. Like I’ve said repeatedly, I was lucky Nick won the auction, and I’ve been able to endorse him wholeheartedly since, because… well, that brings up to reason two.

Reason two is that Nick is legitimately an expert on getting freelancing clients. Consider the following:

#1. For the the past two years, Nick has worked as a fractional CMO with a company that has paid him $12k/month for 5 hours of work a week.

Nick got that cushy role by first doing a small freelancing job for the client, then working and winding his way deeper into the client’s business, until it was just easier for the client to offer him a fractional CMO retainer rather than keep hiring him for one-off jobs.

It hasn’t been just one “lucky break” either.

Before that, Nick was the partner of a marketing agency. He came in as a freelancer in 2015 to write some blog posts and left, 8 years later, as Associate Creative Director and profit-sharing partner.

#2. As part of his fractional CMO gig, Nick hired a bunch of freelancers and agencies himself, for everything from PPC to SEO to blog writing to PR to Reddit reputation management.

In other words, Nick doesn’t just have experience getting, upselling, and retaining clients as a freelancer. He also knows from the other side what clients want and how they can be smoothly guided to ongoing, profitable engagements.

#3. Nick has literally written the book on getting high-ticket freelancing clients, or rather, he has created a series of courses on the matter which are both selling at a profit each day to cold traffic (no easy feat, as I’m finding out these days) and that I have gone through, profited from directly, and promoted to this list.

After years of contentedly sitting around in his bathrobe and clicking a few buttons each week for his $12k retainer client, Nick has now decided to get several new clients, because he wants to start up an email agency.

Since he’s gonna be looking for new clients over the coming weeks, he’s offering to take a few smart and cool freelancers or agency owners along with him for the ride.

That’s the offer I want to promote to you urgently, and that I couldn’t wait any longer to tell you about.

Nick’s cohort kicks off this Wednesday.

If you want in, you’ll have to talk to Nick by tomorrow. Here are the details of his offer, in his own words:

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I’m pitching businesses again.

I’m looking for low-stress, high dollar-per-hour arrangements with the potential for repeat work.

I’m inviting others to join me and work alongside me.

I’ll help you find, pitch, close, upsell, and retain clients.

The goal is to get you your next $10,000 in client work, AND leave you with a repeatable playbook to keep getting low-stress, high dollar-per-hour clients like these, for as long as you desire.

I will continue to support you for as long as it takes to hit $10,000 in client work.

So, how much to invest?

$5k.

That’s to land clients paying you more than you’re currently charging, with less work than you’re currently performing.

The last job I landed at the very beginning of 2025 was a few emails and some opt-in form copy for $4,000 dollars. It took me maybe 5 hours to write. That turned into a $12,000 per month retainer.

(Despite the fact that the client never suggested, hinted, or implied that there would be repeat work.)

Even if you only land $4k worth of work per month for the next year, that’s $48,000…almost a 10x return.

Assuming you don’t retire from client work in a year, you can do the math.

Because of that, $5k is a reasonable investment.

But not everyone has $5,000 lying around.

I would have been hesitant to invest $5k up front back in 2024.

So here’s what we’re going to do:

➡️ You pay me $2k today to get started.

➡️ You pay me another $3k after you get your next $10,000 in client work.

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If you’re interested in getting higher-ticket, cooler clients with Nick’s help, hit reply to this email, and tell me who you are and what you currently do. If I think Nick could do a good job getting you $10k worth of new clients, I’ll tell you so, and I’ll put you in touch with the dude.

Last call for Fast Revenue Laser Coaching (and my bonus)

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This is the last email I will send to promote Rob Goyette’s Fast Revenue Laser Coaching along with my “I help you” bonus.

Rob’s Laser coaching Offer will go on after tonight, and will continue to be a worthwhile investment. But my promo ends tonight, Sunday, at 11:5pm EST, at which point my bonus disappears, never to be repeated again.

I once listened to a seminar by legendary direct marketer Dan Kennedy in which Dan, an inveterate gambler, helpfully advised one of his seminar attendees:

“You gotta make a bet at least once a day! You could be walking around lucky and not know it.”

I’ll make the same argument for making a $1k+ offer to your list.

You gotta make a $1k+ offer to your list at least once a month. You might have people on there who would happily pay you a thousand dollars or more, and not know it.

Like I’ve been saying the past few days, Rob’s Fast Revenue Laser Coaching is the best and easiest method I know to create a $1k offer that 1) sells and 2) makes sense to deliver for $1k.

If you’re curious about it, here are the details about it, one last time.

The offer:

Rob Goyette’s Fast Revenue Laser Coaching program.

The promise of Rob’s Laser Coaching is to add money to your bank account, fast, even by the end of this week. Previous experience and success with coaching are optional.

I put Rob’s Laser Coaching system into action myself last winter.

I proved to myself it works.

I am now happy and even eager to recommend it to you. Tons of people on my list and in my Skool group don’t have an offer at the $1k mark, and their lists and businesses would be transformed if they did. Rob’s Laser Coaching program legitimately fixes that.

My bonus:

Rob’s Fast Revenue Laser Coaching sells for $997.

My bonus, if you take me up on this offer, is my ongoing 1-1 support until you make your first $997 with your own Laser Coaching offer. That means getting just ONE Laser Coaching client, and it’s very doable.

To make sure it’s not only doable but that you actually do it:

We’ll get on an initial call, to see where you’re at and how best to proceed.

After that, you get access to me over email, as often as you like, on any Laser Coaching related topic, with the goal of moving you forward to signing coaching clients and making your money back and then some.

I’ll help you with your offer, your copy, or you deliverables. I will also be there if you simply need me to tell you that, yes, you’re okay to take the next step forward.

The sales mechanism:

Rob sent me several options for selling Fast Revenue Laser Coaching: a sales page, a downloadable report, a recorded webinar.

I normally sell affiliate offers direct to the sales or even order page.

I also normally hate webinars.

In this case, I will send you to the webinar, and I will in fact insist that you watch it. (I went through it myself just now.) The reason why:

Like I said, Fast Revenue Laser Coaching costs $997. That’s a significant amount.

If you are considering buying this offer, it’s worth 27 minutes of your life to sit through Rob’s presentation about it, and get informed about what you’re buying, and make an informed choice whether or not to buy it.

I’m making your watching this webinar a condition for taking me up on my bonus. (I will simply ask you if you have watched in full, and I will rely on your scout’s honor to tell me the truth.)

Rob’s webinar lays out his entire system in 5 steps. You can go through the webinar if you like, get a clear idea of what Rob’s system is, and run with it.

Of course, you won’t get the implementation specifics, templates, etc. I believe the full system, with all the details and resources that Rob’s experience provides, is worth $997, in order to get better results and to save time.

Once again, this is a recorded webinar.

Quite pleasantly, Rob is open about that fact right at the start.

There’s none of the usual webinar fakery and time wasting: “Where is everybody from? Oooh Ann is from Connecticut… and Mike is from Baltimore… welcome Mike…”

None of that.

You also don’t have to wait 7 mins and 32 seconds until it starts. You can watch right away, and simply find out if this is for you or not, without any fluff.

Once again, this offer ends tonight, Sunday, at 11:59pm PST.

If you’re interested in having a coaching offer that sells, and you want to get my 1-1 support making your first $997 with Laser Coaching, here’s where to go:

https://bejakovic.com/laser

How to grow your list 74 times more easily

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A couple days ago, a business owner I am coaching sold a 4-figure offer to his list for the first time. He wrote me over DM to say:

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By the way this is the highest ticket offer I’ve ever sold. I can’t believe I’d need to sell 74 people on my previous low-ticket offer to equal this.

I mean

I suppose that’s how math works

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Once upon a time, I heard a clever insight:

If you think you have a list growth problem, what you really have is an offer problem.

Think about it.

When you can reasonably hope to make a $1k sale each time you send an email, even if you have just 100 subscribers (a 1% conversion rate), growing your list to 1,000 or 10,000 subscribers becomes much easier.

When you can make good money even from a small list, then:

* You are more motivated to go out and network and get on podcasts and pump out content to get more subscribers

* You can afford to pay for ads, and the ads don’t have to be perfect to still work

* You can find partners who will happily tell their audience about you, in exchange for a cut of that good money that you’re making

If you think you’ve got a list growth problem, the way I figure, you’ve now got two options.

Option one is to nod and file this away into your mental folder of “worthwhile ideas to consider and to come back to at some point in the future.”

You can deal with the issue of creating a $1k offer in a couple weeks, or after Labor Day, or next year. After all, it’s summertime now, you’re prolly taking it a bit easy, and you might have other things on your mind.

Option two is to deal with this now. And NOW is a particularly good time for you to deal with this issue, not only because you can benefit now instead of later, but because now you can get my help.

Until tonight, Sunday, at 11:59pm PST, I am promoting Rob Goyette’s Fast Revenue Laser Coaching, the best and easiest method I know to create a $1k offer that 1) sells and 2) makes sense to deliver for $1k.

And as part of my promo, I’m offering to help you implement Rob’s system until you make $997 from it. For the full details:

https://bejakovic.com/announcing-fast-revenue-laser-coaching-and-my-bonus/

Time for me to shut up

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The past few days, I’ve been promoting Rob Goyette’s Fast Revenue Laser Coaching system, and it’s clearly time for me to shut up.

Because I myself signed up 3 Laser Coaching clients last winter as a test of Rob’s system. And now that I’m talking about Laser Coaching in my emails, well, these clients are waking up and putting me to work.

And so, yesterday, after a 3-month break, I had a coaching call with one of the 3 people who took me up on my Laser Coaching offer last year.

The last call I had with this coaching client was back in May. Altogether, we’ve only had a half dozen calls, though it’s now been 9 months of coaching. And yet, back in February or March, she told me that the coaching had already paid for itself.

So this laser coaching has been kind of nice. My has client gotten her money’s worth. Meanwhile, I get to get on Zoom every 2-3 months, pontificate, help somebody else along, feel smart, plus make notes of the advice I’m giving out, because almost everything applies equally to me.

Let me now give you a peek behind the scenes, one actual bit of advice I gave this coaching client yesterday:

She herself is thinking of creating a $1k offer, most likely a coaching offer. But about what? Her list is diverse. She doesn’t have a clearly labeled box to put her expertise and support inside of, in a way that would feel relevant to her list.

Business coaching? Writing coaching?

Sure. Those are options. Plenty of people have made such coaching offers, and some have even managed to sell them.

Trouble is, those kinds of coaching offers are also super broad and vague, and not all that convincing. There’s no proof baked in.

So my advice was to create hyper-specific coaching offers based on her recent wins or current things she herself is working on.

I won’t give you specific examples from her business because that’s too behind-the-scenes. But I’ll give you some examples of possible coaching offers I could create using this template:

* Low-Ticket Funnel Laser Coaching: Build out a cold traffic funnel to sell a low-ticket offer. This is something I am working on myself right now, and if you like, you can come along with me and get my help and support.

* Most Valuable Offer Laser Coaching: Run a series of live paid workshops, which I call Most Valuable Offers, with my help and support. I’ve run a bunch of these and made a lot of money while getting very happy customers out of it, and I’m willing to share what I’ve learned to help you make more money, more easily and pleasantly.

* Weekly Newsletter Laser Coaching: Write and monetize a weekly newsletter for your business. Since May, I’ve been doing this for one client, and I’ve done it for myself in the past in the health space. Get my expertise, support and motivation as you build up and monetize your own weekly newsletter.

* Price Increase Laser Coaching: Raise the prices of your existing products or services, or introduce new products or services at higher prices. I’ve had a lot of success raising my own prices over the years and actually making much more money as a result. I’ve also helped a bunch of other people raise their prices over the past year. Get my help and support etc.

Again, these are just examples of possible Laser Coaching offers I could make. They are not actual offers. But maybe they can give you an idea of the kind of coaching offers you yourself could make, which are both specific and which have proof and urgency baked in.

Speaking of urgency:

Since yesterday, several more people have bought Rob’s Laser Coaching via my promo. We are getting close to the private RESERVE number I have set at which I said I will pull down my “I help you” bonus.

But one way or another, I’m gonna end this promo tomorrow night, Sunday, because I have other stuff to promote. And because, like I said, it’s time for me to shut up.

If you want the full details on Rob’s Fast Revenue Laser Coaching, on why I’m promoting it, and on the bonus I am offering and the conditions to claim it:

https://bejakovic.com/announcing-fast-revenue-laser-coaching-and-my-bonus/

People are buying

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Yesterday I started promoting Rob Goyette’s Fast Revenue Laser Coaching system. Basically, Laser Coaching is Rob’s clever and very proven way for people (experienced or not) to offer a $1k coaching offer that 1) sells and 2) makes sense to deliver for $1k.

A few people have already taken me up on this recommendation. One of them is guitar instructor René Kerkdyk, who wrote me last night to say:

“I could not resist this cool offer.”

… and this morning to say:

“I’m through the Fast Revenue part already and it’s cool how turnkey this is. And the affiliate offer is a nice bonus.”

About that nice bonus, I got a question today that came from digital product designer Karla Fernandes, who not only does but also teaches UX/UI design, and who’s got a Substack on UX/UI with 5k readers. Karla wrote:

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I think the offer is really interesting. As I understand it, you pay $997 to join the coaching business, get access to his system, and receive support in creating your own offer and monetizing it.

From your email, I understood that if I buy the program, you would also help me with the copy, emails, and so on.

So my question is: if you completed his course and can help me with the copy, emails, etc., why would you offer that support as a bonus rather than simply offering it as a $997 service?

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A few reasons why I’m selling Rob’s Laser Coaching system and tacking on my support as a bonus, rather than offering the whole thing myself:

1. It’s Rob’s system, and I wouldn’t want to sell it like it’s my own.

2. Rob has a ton of assets, marketing, case studies that make both selling this and delivering the result easier. I don’t want to recreate all that.

3. I am only offering my “I help you” bonus to a few people, and only during this promo. But I can sell Rob’s offer and make half the money to more people, both now and in the future, without having to do any of the delivery. (If this initial promo does well, and the people I’m working with get results, future promos will be easier.)

4. I’ve actually taken some ideas from Rob’s Laser Coaching system, and I’ve integrated them in offers I’ve made (and which I sold for significantly more than $997). I’ll talk about that in an upcoming email.

For now, to get more details on Rob’s Fast Revenue Laser Coaching, on why I’m promoting it, and on the bonus I am offering and the conditions to claim it:

https://bejakovic.com/announcing-fast-revenue-laser-coaching-and-my-bonus/

Announcing: Fast Revenue Laser Coaching (and my bonus)

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The offer:

Starting today, I am promoting Rob Goyette’s Fast Revenue Laser Coaching program.

The promise of Rob’s Laser Coaching is to add money to your bank account in $1k chunks, fast, even by the end of this week. Previous experience and success with coaching are optional.

I put Rob’s Laser Coaching system into action myself last winter.

I proved to myself it works.

I am now happy and even eager to recommend it to you. Tons of people on my list and in my Skool group don’t have an offer at the $1k mark, and their lists and businesses would be transformed if they did. Rob’s Laser Coaching program legitimately fixes that.

My bonus:

Rob’s Fast Revenue Laser Coaching sells for $997.

My bonus, if you take me up on this offer, is my ongoing 1-1 support until you make your first $997 with your own Laser Coaching offer.

We’ll get on an initial call, to see where you’re at and how best to proceed.

After that, you get access to me over email, as often as you like, on any Laser Coaching related topic, with the goal of moving you forward to signing coaching clients and making your money back and then some.

I’ll help you with your offer, your copy, or you deliverables. I will also be there if you simply need me to tell you that, yes, you’re okay to take the next step forward.

NB: I would love to sell a million copies of Rob’s Laser Coaching program.

At the same time, I do NOT want a million people to get on 1-1 calls with, or get millions of regular emails that I have to reply to.

That’s why I have set a private RESERVE number for how many folks I am extending this bonus to (first come, first served).

If I hit that reserve number, I will send out an email to announce this bonus is now off the table.

Until that happens, the bonus is live.

(If my 1-1 help and support is a primary consideration for you whether or not you get Fast Revenue Laser Coaching, and you’re worried that might have missed my email in which I announce the bonus is gone, email me directly before you buy and I will tell you whether my bonus offer is still good or has disappeared.)

The sales mechanism:

Rob sent me several options for selling Fast Revenue Laser Coaching: a sales page, a downloadable report, a recorded webinar.

I normally sell affiliate offers direct to the sales or even order page.

I also normally hate webinars.

In this case, I will send you to the webinar, and I will in fact insist that you watch it. (I went through it myself just now.) The reason why:

Like I said, Fast Revenue Laser Coaching costs $997. That’s a significant amount.

If you are considering buying this offer, it’s worth 27 minutes of your life to sit through Rob’s presentation about it, and get informed about what you’re buying, and make an informed choice whether or not to buy it.

I’m making your watching this webinar a condition for taking me up on my bonus. (I will simply ask you if you have watched in full, and I will rely on your scout’s honor to tell me the truth.)

Rob’s webinar lays out his entire system in 5 steps. You can go through the webinar if you like, get a clear idea of what Rob’s system is, and run with it.

Of course, you won’t get the implementation specifics, templates, etc. I believe the full system, with all the details and resources that Rob’s experience provides, is worth $997, in order to get better results and to save time.

Once again, this is a recorded webinar.

Quite pleasantly, Rob is open about that fact right at the start.

There’s none of the usual webinar fakery and time wasting: “Where is everybody from? Oooh Ann is from Connecticut… and Mike is from Baltimore… welcome Mike…”

None of that.

You also don’t have to wait 7 mins and 32 seconds until it starts. You can watch right away, and simply find out if this is for you or not, without any fluff.

If you’re interested in having a coaching offer that sells, and you want to get my 1-1 support making your first $997 with Laser Coaching, here’s where to go:

https://bejakovic.com/laser

How to sell coaching even if you have no experience

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Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, I met a strange but powerful wizard.

Ok, the “once upon a time” was last autumn, the strange but powerful wizard was a guy named Rob Goyette, and the faraway land was Zoomlandia. I was jacking in from Spain, where I live alone, and Rob from Puerto Rico, where he lives with his wife and two sons.

Rob was telling me about his offer, Laser Coaching. Laser Coaching shows coaches how to make money this week, even if they have little to no experience, and even if they’ve never managed to sell their coaching before.

It sounded pretty amazing as a promise. Too good to be true? I was thinking I might promote Laser Coaching to my list. So I decided to try it out myself.

Now, just to be 100.1% transparent:

I have experience coaching. And I have managed to sell coaching before to my list. Plus at least some people on my list really like me and wanna work with me.

Even so, following Rob’s exact Laser Coaching blueprint, which was different to any offer I had ever previously made, I managed to sell $3k worth of coaching by the end of the first week, with just a single post in my Skool group, without struggle or even doing any “sales,” based solely on the strength of the Laser Coaching offer alone.

To me that was proof that Rob’s system was legit, even in the face of my confounding experience. (Rob has hundreds of other successful case studies from people with less experience than me.)

After my experiment, I asked Rob if I could promote his Laser Coaching offer to my list.

He said “Sure… just let me fix the sales page.” That was back in January.

It took a while for Rob to fix his sales page in a way that made him happy. Specifically, it took him until April.

By that time, I had other stuff to do, and I put Rob’s coaching-selling miracle on the back burner.

I am getting to it now.

If you offer coaching, but nobody is taking you up on your coaching, Laser Coaching is a way to get paid by the end of this week.

I’ve tried it. It works. I will have full details tomorrow about it, including an uncomfortably generous bonus I am offering if you take me up on it.

Do you want MY minions researching YOUR new subscribers?

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A couple months ago, a new and mysterious subscriber signed up to my list.

As they always do, my minions immediately scurried off into the cracks of the internet, researching who this person might be, based only on the email address and first name he had put into my optin form.

The minions identified who this new subscriber is likely to be in real life. They then wrote up a brief report on this person, and sent me the report via email (I don’t like to deal with minions directly, because they are minions).

I looked over the report. This new subscriber turned out to have a personal website, several books and courses, and a high-ticket mastermind.

As I do, I then wrote this person a 1-1 email. This led to a conversation and eventually talk of doing an auction together to the new subscriber’s paid community of 6k members.

This email is not about auctions. This email is about minions, and how you can use mine.

The fact is, I have opened many many doors for myself, and ultimately made a lot of money, by simply starting a conversation with new people who join my email list.

Yes, I have an automated email that asks people, “What business are you in?” But that doesn’t work, not when compared to the results I get when I actually do 5 minutes of research to figure out myself what business a new subscriber is in, and if it makes sense to do so, to write them a custom email based on that.

Problem:

5 minutes of research adds up, even when you get only get a few subscribers each day, as I do.

Solution:

Minions.

A few weeks after I first contacted that new and mysterious subscriber, based on the research my minions had done, the subscriber wrote me an email to ask:

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When we spoke on Zoom, I mentioned how much I appreciated the research you did on me after I joined your email list. You said you had one of your “minions” handle that, which caught my attention.

Would you mind clarifying what you meant by that?

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Minions. You know, like in the Gru movies. Little squeaky creatures that do my bidding.

You don’t really need to know how my minions look, where I got them, or the strange noises they make when they work.

All you might want to know is that, if you like, I am willing to set my minions to work researching your new subscribers.

I would charge for this. Minion labor isn’t free.

But would you pay, say, $5 to get 50 of your new subscribers minion-researched each month?

Or would you pay $25/month for 500 subscribers minion-researched each month?

… and then to get the individual reports on each of those subscribers sent to your inbox as an email, only a short while after each new sub subscribes, so you can start a 1-1 conversations that might lead you to opportunities, money, and maybe love?

If you would, reply and let me know. Thanks in advance.