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Tonight: Manna for Marketers live gameshow

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Tonight at 8pm CET/2pm EST/11am PST, I’ll step in front of the camera, with my best Alex Trebek mustache and grey suit, to host the first and last Manna for Marekters gameshow.

“Manna for Marketers” is a live implementation workshop for the influence ideas from the 10 Commandments book.

I’ll show you how I’ve consciously applied the “10 commandments of Con Men etc.” in my biz, in expectation of this workshop.

Plus, I’ll offer my help and input if you want to raise your hand live on the call, and ask me how to apply any of these commandments to your biz (or life).

And, because listening to me rattle on for a long time is not fun for anybody, I’ll run “Manna for Marketers” like a gameshow.

The whole thing will be structured like Jeopardy (hat tip to reader René Kerkdyk for this idea), with quiz questions, answers, a final winner, and a big prize for the winner.

If you took me up on my Tour de Commandments offer last week, I sent you a link already for today’s Manna for Marketers call.

Yes, there will be a recording in case you can’t make it, which I will put into the already-existing bonus area. But considering the live gameshow aspect, and the big prize for the winner, I hope to see you there live in a few hours.

And if you didn’t take me on the Tour de Commandments offer, you can still join Manna for Marketers.

It’s an Obvious Adams thing, but if a promo did well because of the bonuses (and there’s no denying that Tour de Commandments was a success because of the bonuses), then it makes sense to get more use out of that.

And why wait?

That’s why today you can get an get an entry ticket (and the subsequent recording) for the Manna for Marketers gameshow, plus all other exciting bonuses I offered last week, for $97. Here’s all I’m including:

1. “Manna for Marketers” live gameshow and implementation call

2. “3 lessons after $18,487 spent on running Amazon book ads”

3. “40 Pages to Authority: A $1k article series”

4. “How I made an extra $1404.53/month in Amazon royalties at the push of a button”

5. “The best direct marketing book of the past 15 years”

6. “The best course on selling via email I have personally found”

7. Influence Riddles Vol. 1

If you wanna take me up on this offer, here’s where to go:

https://desertkite.thrivecart.com/manna-for-marketers/

P.S. If you do take me up on this offer today, pay attention to the thank you page. It will have the Zoom link for tonight’s gameshow.

Last call for Tour de Commandments bonuses

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The past week, I have been running the Tour de Commandments event to mark the 1-year anniversary of the publication of my 10 Commandments of Con Men etc book.

As a result of this event, I have sold more than 100 paperback copies of my book, and have rocketed up the book rankings, at least for a few days, above the paperback of Robert Cialdini’s Influence. That’s really all a daily email writer could ever want for.

Today is the last day of this promotional spectacle. With one final, desperate push towards the finish line, the Tour de Commandments event ends tonight, Sunday the 17th, at 12 midnight PST.

If you take me up on this offer before the deadline (instructions below), you get the following bonuses:

#1. “Manna for Marketers” live workshop and implementation call

Happening next Wednesday at 8pm CET/2pm EST/11am PST. I will cover how I’ve consciously applied these 10 Commandments of Con Men etc. in my biz. I’ll also offer you my help and input if you want to raise your hand live on the call, and ask me how to apply any of these commandments to your biz (or life).

#2. “3 lessons after $18,487 spent on running Amazon book ads”

Over the past 7 years, I’ve spent $18,487 on Amazon book ads. The majority of those ads have been for my two “10 Commandments of SOMETHING” books. I’ve put together a report on the 3 main lessons learned after 7 years, thousands of copies sold, and $18k+ in ad spend.

#3. “40 Pages to Authority: A $1k article series”

Back in 2023, the the Professional Writers Alliance paid me $1,000 to write a 4-part article series about my experiences writing, promoting, and profiting from a 40-page book (my first 10 Commandments book).

PWA made these articles available to their paying members only. But you can get them as a free bonus for taking me up on my Tour De Commandments offer.

#4. “How I made an extra $1404.53/month in Amazon royalties at the push of a button”

This report outlines a hack, which involves the push of a button — literally, that’s all there is to it — and which made me an extra ~$1.5k per month in Amazon royalties. I used this hack once, over the span of a few months, or rather a few weeks. I made money with it. And I never used it again.

I’m not saying anybody else should use this hack. I’m not saying anybody else should NOT use it either.

All I’m willing to do is to tell you what this hack is, why I’m no longer using it myself, and how you can try it out yourself, if you so choose, to make easy money off Amazon.

#5. “The best direct marketing book of the past 15 years”

That’s according to me, somebody who has read and reread all the great direct marketing books, and some of the not-so-great, and who has made millions in sales via the ideas I’ve learned in those books.

Odds are excellent you have not read this book or even heard of it. But I will tell you what it is so you can grab it on Amazon, and I’ll even give you $15 in Bejako Bux so you can get it effectively FREE.

#6. “The best course on selling via email I have personally found”

The information in this course has influenced a ton of people online, indirectly. Yet I never hear anybody talking about this course directly, or implementing the complete system inside, rather than just one fraction.

(I have been going through this course and implementing it myself and helping my coaching students implement it.)

If you like, you can be among a select elite of people who both know about this course and who profit from it. Because, if you take me up on my Tour de Commandments offer, I will tell you where to find this best course on selling via email, for FREE, and completely legally.

#7. Influence Riddles Vol. 1

7 real-life case studies of successful episodes of influence, turned into riddles for you to ponder and profit from, including:

* How one clever offer owner got me to promote his offer as an affiliate even though I knew it wouldn’t sell to my list

* A lead magnet I’ve seen two very successful marketers using, which gets better conversions and higher-intent leads than the usual free report/course/template etc.

* A new upsell strategy that “exploded average order value overnight” (taken from the best direct marketing book of the past 15 years, which is #5 inside this bonus bundle)

If you want to take me up on this Tour de Commandments offer, here’s what to do:

1. Grab five paperback copies of the 10 Commandments book (or four, if you’ve already got a paperback and can dig up that receipt as proof)

2. Forward me your receipt (or receipts, if you already got one) from Amazon

3. I’ll get you in for the Manna for Marketers workshop, and get you access to the above bonuses, as well as others I release in the coming days.

Again, the deadline for this event is tonight, May 17, at 12 midnight PST.

If you’re in, here’s where to take me up on this offer:

https://bejakovic.com/new10commandments

The best course on selling via email I have personally found

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Yesterday, I teased, without revealing, the best direct marketing book of the past 15 years.

This got more people to take me up on my Tour de Commandments offer than the previous days combined.

In part, that’s the cumulative effect of an email promo, which in this case has been going on since Monday.

In part, it’s the power of teasing info, curiosity, and that itching, nagging, bothersome mystery and information gap that a secret creates.

If you need a valuable marketing idea for today, let this be it:

When trying to sell info, use the takeaway sale.

Let me now take my own advice. Let me tease a second bit of info today. Let me tell you about the best course on selling via email I have personally found.

This is NOT a course about email copywriting. Rather, it’s a course about making sales via email.

These are two distinct things.

Most people who try to make sales via email only blast out offers (“New! Discount! NOW!”) or they only try to be funny and informative and valuable in the hope that one day, somehow, people on their list will buy out of good will alone.

Both of these approaches can work from time to time. But long term, both are suboptimal and even unsustainable.

Fortunately, there is a THIRD WAY, which is laid out in the best course on selling via email I have personally found.

I have been going through this course and implementing it myself and helping coaching students implement it.

I happen to know the information in this course has influenced a ton of people online, indirectly.

Yet I never hear anybody talking about this course directly, or implementing the complete system inside, rather than just one fraction.

If you like, you can be among a select elite of people who both know about this course and who profit from it.

Because, if you take me up on my Tour de Commandments offer, I will tell you where to find this best course on selling via email, for FREE, and completely legally.

The course consists of several audio recordings, and one document which lays out the philosophy behind the case studies.

It’s not fill-in-the-blank templates. Rather, it’s made up of a dozen or so case studies that illustrate the many ways to implement underlying ideas in this course, which are both profound and simple.

Also, here are the other bonuses I am offering as part of my ongoing Tour de Commandments event:

#1. “Manna for Marketers” live workshop and implementation call

Happening next Wednesday at 8pm CET/2pm EST/11am PST. I will cover how I’ve consciously applied these 10 Commandments of Con Men etc. in my biz. I’ll also offer you my help and input if you want to raise your hand live on the call, and ask me how to apply any of these commandments to your biz (or life).

#2. “3 lessons after $18,487 spent on running Amazon book ads”

Over the past 7 years, I’ve spent $18,487 on Amazon book ads. The majority of those ads have been for my two “10 Commandments of SOMETHING” books. I’ve put together a report on the 3 main lessons learned after 7 years, thousands of copies sold, and $18k+ in ad spend.

#3. “40 Pages to Authority: A $1k article series”

Back in 2023, the the Professional Writers Alliance paid me $1,000 to write a 4-part article series about my experiences writing, promoting, and profiting from a 40-page book (my first 10 Commandments book).

PWA made these articles available to their paying members only. But you can get them as a free bonus for taking me up on my Tour De Commandments offer.

#4. “How I made an extra $1404.53/month in Amazon royalties at the push of a button”

This report outlines a hack, which involves the push of a button — literally, that’s all there is to it — and which made me an extra ~$1.5k per month in Amazon royalties. I used this hack once, over the span of a few months, or rather a few weeks. I made money with it. And I never used it again.

I’m not saying anybody else should use this hack. I’m not saying anybody else should NOT use it either.

All I’m willing to do is to tell you what this hack is, why I’m no longer using it myself, and how you can try it out yourself, if you so choose, to make easy money off Amazon.

#5. “The best direct marketing book of the past 15 years”

That’s according to me, somebody who has read and reread all the great direct marketing books, and some of the not-so-great, and who has made millions in sales via the ideas I’ve learned in those books.

Odds are excellent you have not read this book or even heard of it. But I will tell you what it is so you can grab it on Amazon, and I’ll even give you $15 in Bejako Bux so you can get it effectively FREE.

If you want to take me up on this Tour de Commandments offer, here’s what to do:

1. Grab five paperback copies of the 10 Commandments book (or four, if you’ve already got a paperback and can dig up that receipt as proof)

2. Forward me your receipt (or receipts, if you already got one) from Amazon

3. I’ll get you in for the Manna for Marketers workshop, and get you access to the above bonuses, as well as others I release in the coming days.

If you’re in, here’s where to take me up on this offer:

https://bejakovic.com/new10commandments

Announcing: Tour de Commandments

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Today, being May 11, marks the busy and drama-filled kickoff of Tour de Commandments, a special event to celebrate the 1-year anniversary of my conveniently titled book:

“10 Commandments of Con Men, Pickup Artists, Magicians, Door-to-Door Salesmen, Hypnotists, Copywriters, Professional Negotiators, Political Propagandists, Stand Up Comedians, and Oscar-Winning Screenwriters”

I published this book exactly a year ago, on May 11, 2025.

Since then, I have sold some 4k copies of this book… gotten a bunch of 5-star reviews (“Can’t tell you how glad I am that I clicked Buy Now”… “This is going into my yearly reads collection”… “More compelling than Cialdini with sprinkles of Houdini”)… and had people tell me this is the best thing I’ve ever written.

And now, I have a spectacular, amazing, uncanny Tour de Commandments bonus bundle to encourage you to get your copy, and a few extra copies to boot.

Over the course of this event, I’ll be dripping and leaking these bonuses. Today, I’ll tell you about just the first leg of the Tour de Commandments bonus bundle:

“Manna for Marketers,” a live implementation workshop for the influence ideas from the 10 Commandments book.

Who: For email marketers, list owners, course creators, online business owners, coaches, and sales professionals.

What: How I’ve consciously applied these 10 commandments in my biz, in expectation of this workshop. Plus, my help and input if you want to raise your hand live on the call, and ask me how to apply any of these commandments to your biz (or life).

Why: The #1 thing my readers have been asking me for, on the back of this 10 commandments book, is advice and examples on how to implement these ideas.

So I’m giving it to you.

You can see behind the curtains of how I use these commandments practically. You can get ideas for how you too can use them. And can get my direct help in tweaking these ideas to help you perform miracles of persuasion.

How: Like a gameshow? Listening to me rattle on for a long time is not fun for anybody. So I’ll apply everything I know about making workshops fun, interactive, and even exciting to this “Manna for Marketers” workshop.

There will be a gameshow component, there will be rewards and prizes, and you might win a brand new Tesla (ok no Tesla but everything else is true).

When and where: Next Wednesday, May 20th, at 8pm CET/2pm EST/11am PST, inside the Big Store (I’ll send you a link if you take me up on the offer below.) And of course, if you cannot make it live, there will be a recording, which others will have to pay for, but which you get for free, as part of this special event.

As I said, I will tell you about the remaining bonuses over the coming days.

If you already know you want to participate in the Tour de Commandments based on the Manna for Marketers live workshop, here’s what to do:

1. Grab your five paperback copies of the 10 Commandments book (or four, if you’ve already got a paperback and can dig up that receipt as proof)

2. Forward me your receipt (or receipts, if you already got one) from Amazon

3. I’ll get you in for the Manna for Marketers workshop, and all the remaining bonuses as I release them over the next few days

If you’re in, here’s where to take me up on this offer and reserve your spot for “Manna for Marketers”:

https://bejakovic.com/new10commandments

Do you have a new plan for copywriters to get clients?

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Do you have a new plan for copywriters to get clients?

If so, I’d like to promote you.

One thing that always gets a good response from my list is a new plan for copywriters to get clients. A few examples:

* Using AI-generated advertorials to get ecom clients (the 1 Person Advertorial Agency, which I promoted back in January)

* Using direct mail to get and deliver on revshare deals (Doberman Dan’s offer, which I talked about last month)

* Using Instagram outreach to get email copywriting clients (copywriter Logan Hobson once gave a presentation on this for members of my Daily Email House community)

* Going into a secret cave that nobody knows about and coming out with a legit DR job, up to and including a copy chief position (more on this soon)

So lemme ask you…

Do you already have an offer about an exciting new plan for copywriters to get clients?

If so, I’d like to promote it.

Do you not have such an offer, but you have a cool way of getting clients that’s working well for you?

If so, I can help you turn what you know into an offer, and make that sweet “zero delivery” money, and become a bizopp guru (ok, we can skip the last part if you really hate the idea).

Do you neither have an offer nor a new plan, but you know somebody who does?

If so, I’m happy to pay you a finder’s fee for putting me in touch with that person.

In any of these cases, hit reply, and let’s talk. Thanks in advance.

 

Last call for chocolate-chip Most Valuable Offer

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Last night while making dinner, I was listening to a documentary about the 1980s action blockbuster Die Hard. The director, John McTiernan, said:

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I’d done a movie with [producer] Joel Silver. It’s called Predator. He sent me this script. I sent it back. I said, “Thanks no.” Cause it was a terrorist story! It was terrorists take over a building and now we’re gonna wipe out terrorists. There’s no fun in terrorism. There’s no joy in it. And I said, “Couldn’t we make this a robbery?” Everybody likes robbers. You can have fun. Even a bad robber is fun.

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Die Hard did end up being a movie about terrorists taking over a building.

But McTiernan and company managed to squeeze quite a bit of fun out of that, and so McTiernan’s point still stands:

If you’re gonna do something, you might as well make it fun, even a joy, for both yourself and the audience.

Today is the last call for Most Valuable Offer.

We — meaning the people who have already signed up and I — will kick things off this Wednesday, just two days from now.

I want to talk to anyone interested before they sign up to make sure I can be of use to them, and that’s why today is the last call.

The public goal of Most Valuable Offer is to launch a paid live workshop to your list by the end of April, with my direct help, guidance, and feedback.

The secret goal of Most Valuable Offer is to make your live workshop fun.

Of course, you don’t have to make it fun. But why not? It’s not hard to do, and it will be more enjoyable this way for both you and your audience.

Plus, if it’s fun, it will make it more likely they pay attention, put your info into action, and profit from it. And all that makes it more likely they come back to you for more help, many more times in the future.

In case you are interested in joining us for Most Valuable Offer, the time is NOW. For the full chocolate-chip info so you can make your decision:

https://bejakovic.com/mvo

The 6 most costly offer launch mistakes

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Tragically, you may be making two or three of these mistakes costing you hundreds of thousands of dollars:

#1. Building your offer without a killer proof element at its core

Credit goes to A-list copywriter Gary Bencivenga for this. Says Gary, “Salespeople sell more when they’re true believers, and so do copywriters.”

Good news: If you’re launching your own offer, you can make sure you become a true believer by building your offer around a killer proof element. (It will help persuade your prospects, too.)

#2. Failing to tie the offer into money in multiple ways

We all need to be able a story we can tell ourselves for why we do what we do, including why we spend money. So make it easy for your prospects to tell themselves the story, “This will make me more money than I spend, in multiple ways, possibly even as soon as I buy.”

(By the way, this doesn’t apply just to “make money” offers.)

#3. Putting too much into the offer

It can dilute the offer and can lower its perceived value. But also…

#4. Omitting an upsell

… unless your front end offer will extract as much money as you ever hope to get out of your prospects, then you need something else to sell them.

Better do it now, when people have told you that they are motivated to solve a specific problem, rather then later, when that problem either becomes too big or too familiar for them to do anything about any more.

This coming Wednesday, I will kick off what I’m calling Most Valuable Offer.

In a nutshell, I will help a small group of list owners launch and sell a paid live workshop to their lists before the end of April.

I’ll help the folks who join me avoid the mistakes above, as well as other mistakes like #5 – Making your upsell irrelevant to the launch offer and #6 – Committing to the launch without validating demand first.

If you’re interested in getting my help avoiding these costly mistakes and launching your own Most Valuable Offer, here’s where to get more information:

https://bejakovic.com/mvo

Ancient A-list secrets to coming up with new hooks for old offers

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In my Daily Email House community, I have a thread titled, “What can you teach?” It’s a thread inviting people to share their bit of expertise, which we could turn into a training for the community or possibly even into a product.

A few days ago, a new member chimed in to say what he could teach:

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I can teach anyone to write stories that sell in less than 30 mins even if they’ve never written a story in their life before.

I did live workshops a few years before and taught this method to 35 people and they ALL wrote stories in less than 30 mins. Some even got clients.

I’d love to know what everyone thinks about such an offer and I’d really appreciate if you could offer some pointers.

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Here’s my pointer:

“Write stories that sell” is a promise that has been made a million and one times over the past few years, by a million and one people, myself among them.

That’s not to say that writing stories that sell is not a valuable skill.

But in order to sell it, at least to an audience that isn’t already in love with you, you’ll need to adapt it in some way so it sounds new.

In other words, if you’re selling some evergreen and familiar hammer, you need a new hook, a new way to package it up, a new way to make it sound different from the things people have already become deaf to.

How do you do that? Well lemme give you an example:

I have this course, Copy Riddles.

I have sold hundreds of copies of Copy Riddles in the past. But over the last couple years, I haven’t been promoting it too much.

There are different reasons for that:

Copy riddles is expensive ($999)… it’s evergreen (like I said, a bad thing for sales)… and on top of all that, I’ve lost interest in teaching copywriting stuff to would-be copywriters, and have moved to things like email marketing and offers to people who have stuff to sell.

BUT—

Copy Riddles remains filled with ancient wisdom from A-list copywriters.

This ancient wisdom includes dozens of secret techniques to repackaging existing, old-hat info, which gets ignored, inside shiny and sexy new giftboxes, which sell.

The reason why these secret techniques were developed is that copywriters typically have no control of the offer they are promoting (eg. they cannot control the stuff inside the giftbox).

That’s why these A-listers were forced to simply work with words and hooks, and to really do some persuasive wizardry (eg. to come up with more and more elaborate wrapping paper and decorative bows, in order to make the repackaged info appear irresistible).

And now, if you have an offer, or if you want to create an offer, you can benefit from the A-list copywriters’ wisdom, without being hampered by their copywriting limitations.

You can use these ancient A-list secrets to come up with incredible and yet irresistible new hooks for your existing (or planned) offer.

If necessary, you also have the leeway to actually adapt your offer, so it matches and pays off whatever exciting new hook the A-list secrets produced for you.

And the best part?

Since your aren’t just doing this as a copywriter working for a client, but as an offer owner who’s selling his or her own offer… YOU get to collect all the profit and reap all the benefit of repositioning your offer into something that the market wants right now.

When you think of it like that, then maybe the $997 investment in Copy Riddles doesn’t seem so impossibly high.

In any case, if you’re interested in finding out more about these ancient A-list secrets, and how you get get them, not just to hold in your arms, but to imprint in your brain and to have at your fingertips when you next need them, take a look here:

https://bejakovic.com/cr/

How to get your list to pay you to create your own lead magnet

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A couple days ago, brand strategist Chavy Helfgott posted a little case study in my Daily Email House community. Maybe it’s something you can profit from.

Chavy wrote:

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I’ve been working with John on monetizing my list, and after several weeks of asking lots of questions to my readers, we realized the following:

1) Creating a lead magnet was something that would solve problems for many of my readers

2) I myself don’t have a proper lead magnet with which to steadily grow my list with high quality subscribers

So – John conceived of the idea of running a live cohort for a minimal price, in which I would build a lead magnet for myself while showing the cohort members my process, and giving them feedback as they create theirs.

Jan 29 – initial tease to my list and LinkedIn to gauge interest

Feb 4 – official “launch” with an email describing the live cohort

Feb 13 – registration closed

Total marketing: 12 emails to my small list & 10 LinkedIn posts

Zero ad spend.

15 days from concept creation to launch closing.

4 cohort members paying me $99 each.

Our first call is on Monday, and I’ve already built a template that is on its way to becoming my first sellable info-product.

And of course, I started creating my own lead magnet, which will probably be a summary of this lead magnet building process.

So – if you, too, are a barefoot shoemaker, perhaps you can also let your audience pay for the privilege of coming along for the ride as you make your own shoes.

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Like Chavy says, we all have important things we want to do, need to do, aren’t doing….

… so why not create an offer out of it?

You can do like Chavy is doing, and run a cohort program. Charge people some nontrivial but very easy price, and guide them through the same process you are following.

It makes sure you do what you need to do, plus it builds an offer for you, plus it gets you buyers you can sell other things to.

Pr you can do like I’m doing with my “Behind The Scenes” auction.

Fact is, for the past few months now, I’ve been creating “systems” docs for several things I do or want to do better, in which I put real-world data, make hypotheses based on that data, and create systems that get me better results over time.

I’ve created such “systems” docs for promos, for followup, and for auctions, among other things.

Except, I’m not as diligent as I should be at updating these docs and putting in the data and making hypotheses and creating ever better systems.

So I figured, why not turn my “auction systems” doc into an offer, take other people for the ride, get paid a bit of money to actually do what I should be doing?

That’s what’s happening tomorrow.

In case you missed my emails about it over the past few days… I’ll be running an auction.

Bidding starts at $1.

The offer on auction is the “Behind The Scenes” of the auctions I have run already and will be running (I currently have 8 auction partners who are at various stages, and all are still moving forward).

The “Behind The Scenes” I will share will include offers on auction (both public and private)… sales numbers… interesting marketing… sales DMs… “day after” conclusions… along with the “auction system” I am devising based on all this data.

I’m thinking to make bonuses available as well for tomorrow’s auctions, Such as, how I have and will be getting auction partners… a live ride-along with me on an auction, plus a share of the money made… and other bonuses that are suggested by auction participants in real time.

Maybe tomorrow’s auction will be a flop, and winning bid ends up at $13.

Maybe I will be able to do like Chavy, and make a bit of cash, a few hundred dollars or more, by taking people along for the ride with me.

In any case, I figure I will get something out of it, in the form of the “auction systems” doc I should be creating anyhow, plus data (from tomorrow’s auction) that I can put into that doc to make my auction systems better.

If you’d like to participate in the auction (I will have a prize for anyone bidding), here’s where the auction will go down, tomorrow, Tuesday, at 7pm CET/1pm EST/10am PST:

https://t.me/+_qLpIllO2IZlM2Q0

Final call for… my unnamed “get you a $1k+ offer” level-up

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Final call?

For ever? For ever ever?

I don’t know. Let’s see. It’s definitely the final call for this first cohort, which will kick off next Tuesday, February 3.

In case you have successfully managed to avoid all my emails over the past few days:

I’m offering to help you create and sell a 1k+ offer, and to do it over the next few weeks.

The way to do it is to package up your knowledge and help, not as “coaching,” which so many people try offering, without success…

… but as the guaranteed solution to ONE core problem that people on your list have.

This is good for the people you sell to, and it’s good for you too.

For them, it:

* Solves a legit and nagging problem

* Gets them a result quickly

* Is an easier decision than the vague, seemingly “forever” investment of coaching

For you, it:

* Makes you feel good about working with people you can help and get results for

* Gets you paid

* Gets you customers who have had a great experience with you, and who will likely want to pay you again in the future to solve their next problem

For this first cohort, I’m asking that you have an email list that you write to regularly, with ~500 people opening your emails whenever you send.

If you have that, and if you like the idea of having an offer you can sell for $1k+, 3-5 times a month, then hit reply and tell me so, and I’ll be in touch.