Direct Marketing

4 lessons from my 9-day promo for Daily Email Fastlane

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Last night, I concluded the promo for for Daily Email Fastlane. That’s the workshop I’m hosting tonight, right now, as this email goes out.

Good news: I sold more tickets to Daily Email Fastlane than I was expecting.

Bad news: At $100 per sale, it’s still not enough to buy a Rolls-Royce.

But that’s okay. This workshop was most of all an experiment, in a few ways.

I’ve collected the data. It’s now time to analyze it.

Some of what my analysis shows is standard daily email propaganda. What I mean is, the data supports the basic idea I was plugging all week long, about the value of writing daily emails for your personal brand. For example:

#1. 87% of people who signed up for Daily Email Fastlane have bought other courses or trainings from me before. Many have been on my list for 3+ years.

Would they have stuck around and been willing to buy from me now if I failed to stay in touch with them during that time?

#2. There was also a handful of first-time buyers. Most of them have been on my list for weeks, months, or in one case, closing in on a year.

In other words, it took dozens or hundreds of daily email “touches” to close this first sale… but it wasn’t very hard to do.

In fact, I even had fun writing some of those dozens or hundreds of emails over the past weeks, months, and year.

#3. I made sales with every email I sent out during this promo. This tells me I probably could have sent out still more emails and made still more sales.

All these conclusions are probably obvious to you. And they are only really useful in case you too send daily emails, as validation, or want to start sending daily emails, as inspiration.

But I do have one extra tip for you.

It’s relevant whether or not you choose to send daily emails.

In fact, it might be more relevant if you don’t send daily emails.

This tip doesn’t come from the sales data. It comes from the replies and comments of the people who ended up signing up for the workshop.

It’s this:

Many of those who joined told me they were sold by the core idea I had for this training. The core idea was to share the common elements among 3 daily emailers I’ve coached, each of whom is uniquely successful in his own way.

The way I came up with that core idea wasn’t accidental. It wasn’t a unique moment of inspiration, either.

It was routine, and something you can do too.

It’s simply an application of my #1 strategy for creating offers of any kind, in any niche.

You can use this strategy to create offers that sell… even if you don’t have your own coaching program for authority, even if you don’t sell marketing advice, even if, like me, you don’t bother to set up a sales page.

You can find this strategy described in detail towards the end of chapter 1 of my 10 Commandments of A-List Copywriters. For more info on that:

https://bejakovic.com/10commandments

The green beret of direct marketing calls out my sloppy campaign

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For the past week, I’ve been promoting the Daily Email Fastlane workshop I’m putting on this Thursday… in a slightly sloppy way.

I have been promoting this workshop without a promise, without a sales page, without even any detail about what you’re getting or how it’s going to look.

And yet, I’ve made a solid number of sales so far. There may be a lesson there.

But now, the deadline is nearing. In fact, the deadline is tomorrow, Wednesday May 22, at 8:31pm CET, less than 24 hours from now.

This means it’s time to stop fooling around.

Fortunately, last night I got a buffet of questions from Dr. Ivan Carney.

Doc Carney has been described by people in the know as a “green beret of direct marketing and a consummate direct mail mind.”

He was not sold by my promotion over the past week. And he wrote me to ask:

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John, I’m unclear

Is this a one time deal or a weekly deal?

How long is it going to be in this session?

Is there going to be a Q and A?

Do we get any PDF’s or formulas?

This is a group setting right?

Is there a guarantee?

What if I don’t do daily emails?

What if I do daily emails and they haven’t worked?

Is this easy?

Can I do it?

Will it work for me?

Dr. Carney 🙂

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I’m not sure whether Doc Carney has these questions for real, or if he’s just trying to point out the gaps in my marketing. In any case, I’m grateful for his message.

As for his questions, which might be of interest to you as well:

1. Daily Email Fastlane is a one-time workshop, delivered live on Zoom, this Thursday, hopefully with a live audience though that’s yet to be proven. (There will be a recording and some people have written me to say they won’t be able to attend live.)

2. The workshop will last between an hour and as long as it takes to cover the material I want to share and to answer questions that come up.

​​I’m guessing around 2 hours total but I’m willing to stay as long as even one person in audience, should there be one, remains standing.

3. There will be no PDFs, formulas, magic incantations, charms, amulets, or fairy dust given away as part of this workshop.

​​I will however share practical information and aim to inspire you to actually go out and apply it to your own daily emails for your own personal brand.

4. There is no guarantee for this workshop, beyond the fact I guarantee that I have and will continue to put in work to make it useful and entertaining for you.

5. If you don’t do daily emails, then ask yourself whether you can see the value in sending emails daily to an audience that’s come to know, trust, and perhaps even like you a little, however grudgingly.

If the answer is no, then this workshop is not for you.

If the answer is yes, then this workshop might be for you. I will share ideas and techniques to help you get successful with sending daily emails for your personal brand, even if you have tried doing so before and all that happened was a loud explosion with some black smoke seeping out.

6. “Is this easy?”

It’s as easy as paying me $100 and showing up to a Zoom call.

7. “Can I do it? Will it work for me?”

Let’s see. The payment link below has worked for a bunch of other people so far. I believe you too can successfully use it, as long as you act before the deadline.

Maybe try it out for yourself now? Here’s the link:

https://bejakovic.com/daily-email-fastlane

How to buy the jury in the courtroom

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Legend says the greatest con man ever done lived was Joseph Weil, aka The Yellow Kid.

Starting at age 14 and up to his death at age 100, The Yellow Kid conned thousands of people and stole millions of dollars.

​​Fine, so did lots of other con men.

But even among con men, who are known for their understanding of human nature, the Yellow Kid was unique.

For example, The Yellow Kid spent very little of his 100 years in jail. That’s because he could buy a jury like he was buying a Snickers bar.

Most of the time, the Yellow Kid would bribe a juror outside the courtroom — at dinner, during lunch, in the bathroom.

But the Kid could even buy the jury right in the courtroom, during the trial, right under the judge’s nose.

How?​

​​​From the mouth of one of the Kid’s colleagues:

“The Kid would pick out a soft guy in the jury and smile at him. If he smiled back, he’d be the guy. Then Yellow would wink at the juror and pass some money to another grifter so that the juror could see it. Then he’d wink again, and if the juror winked or nodded, the fix would be in.”

I’m not a grifter or a con man.

I’m also nowhere near as quick on my feet The Yellow Kid was.

But I have used the same strategy he used.

I’ve used it safely, legally, and you might even say ethically. ​​

I’ve used the Yellow Kid’s technique in my emails, to figure out which offers to create and promote.

A smile… rubbing some money together in my hand… a wink.

The fix would be in — an offer that’s almost guaranteed to succeed.

If you want to know the details of what I done, I’ll talk about it on Thursday during Daily Email Fastlane.

This is a workshop all about sending daily emails for your personal brand.

Daily Email Fastlane is built around the common elements I’ve seen in three very successful daily emailers I’ve coached. Plus, I’ll also include some of the best advice I gave them, the above courtroom “smile and wink” technique being one of them.

If you wanna sign up for Daily Email Fastlane, the deadline is this Wednesday at 8:31pm CET, less than 48 hours from. To get in before the deadline:

https://bejakovic.com/daily-email-fastlane

Pick one of these 3 niches

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Less is often more when it comes to marketing education.

Example:

I’ve heard marketer Travis Sago say he was once selling a biz op training, about providing some sort of marketing service to businesses.

The first iteration of the training didn’t work out well — Travis had to spend too much time helping his students figure out what niche of businesses to go after.

After it was all over, Travis took stock.

He paced and paced the floor of his laboratory, deep into the night.

And then, in the early morning hours, he had an epiphany:

For the second iteration of the training, Travis simply took out the niche selection part.

Instead, he made niche selection a part of the marketing and application process. When you signed up for the training, you had to pick one of three niches to be in.

Result:

Much easier delivery of the training, and much better results for the students.

I bring this up because I have my Daily Email Fastlane coming up on Thursday. This is a workshop about sending daily emails for your personal brand.

It’s the first time I’m ever offering this workshop.

I have learned a lot from Travis Sago, and I plan to learn from him here as well. So I will not be covering how to pick a niche in Daily Email Fastlane.

Instead, for anyone who does not yet have a niche, but is considering writing daily emails for themselves, my advice is to pick one of these 3 niches for your daily emails:

1. Personal interest

2. Previous experience (preferably, something you got paid for)

3. Make money

You can mix and meld these. My daily emails started out as #1 (interest in persuasion, influence, and personal development)… moved into #2 (talking about copywriting and marketing, based on the work I was doing for clients)… and I’ve since introduced #3, how to get adequately rich so you can live life on your own terms. Which brings me back to Daily Email Fastlane.

The above advice about niches holds whether or not you decide to join me for Daily Email Fastlane. If you want to write daily emails and build a personal brand based on those emails, pick one of the 3 niches above.

But if you want my advice on topics that are a bit further down the daily email road, then consider actually joining me for this workshop.

I will talk about 3 daily emailers I have coached. Each of them fits primarily into one of three categories above. And each built a nice lifestyle business, with one daily email at the center of it.

The deadline to sign up for Daily Email Fastlane is this Wednesday, at 8:31pm CET. If you know you want in, and you want to make sure you don’t miss the deadline, here’s where to go now:

https://bejakovic.com/daily-email-fastlane

The 10-word hangover jingle that doubled sales

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This morning, I was reading Frank Luntz’s Words That Work. That’s how I came across the following ancient marketing anecdote, with a very modern takeaway:

Back in the 1960s, Alka-Seltzer, the upset-stomach effervescent tablet, wasn’t selling well. And advertising wasn’t helping.

Then the company ran a new ad with a new jingle:

“Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is”

Result:

Sales almost doubled. Customers were happier. Alka-Seltzer as a business was rescued and was eventually sold to Bayer in 1977, for about $1.4 billion in today’s money.

WTF happened?

Plop plop fizz fizz…

Sure, the jingle was catchy. But that’s not what rescued Alka-Seltzer. Instead, it was simple economics.

Until this ad, most people, hung over on a Sunday morning from the Saturday night’s bender, would plop one Alka-Seltzer into some water, stare while it fizzed up, and then chug it down to feel less awful.

After all, that’s how Alka-Seltzer was sold, and that’s what the instructions on the box said.

It worked ok. Clearly not great though, considering the straits that Alka-Seltzer was in.

Then a doctor at the Alka-Seltzer labs named Dorothy Carter suggested taking two Alka-Seltzer instead of one, in order to “break through the pain barrier.”

Sure enough, two pills made the hangover more bearable. Customers were happier. And so were Alka-Seltzer execs, after the plop plop fizz fizz campaign spread the message to the public, and nearly doubled Alka-Seltzer consumption and sales.

The very modern takeaway, as relevant today as it was in the days of Madison Avenue jingles:

Educate your customers on consuming more of your product. Increase the transaction size, not by telling people they’ll save money, but by telling them how to get better results.

This ancient anecdote and the modern takeaway have nothing to do with my upcoming Daily Email Fastlane workshop.

Well, they have something to do with it, but I will save that for the actual workshop instead of giving away everything in this email.

In case you’re curious about this workshop, here’s what to know:

This workshop will cover the common elements I’ve seen in three uniquely successful daily emailers I’ve coached over the past year and a half.

These daily emailers have stood out to me — in terms of the money they make, the stability of their income, and simply in how much they seem to enjoy their business and their life.

My claim is that, once you know the common elements of three very different, and yet very successful daily email business owners, you can take what has worked for them and have it work for you. You can get to success with daily email for your personal brand, in the fast lane.

Daily Email Fastlane will happen next Thursday, May 23, at 8pm CET, 2pm EST, 11am PST.

The deadline to sign up is Wednesday, May 22, at 8:31pm CET.

In case you’d like to sign up now, so you can be sure not to miss out:

Click here, sign up, get ahead fast, never stop

Announcing: Daily Email Fastlane

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Next Thursday, I’m putting on a workshop which until now did not have a proper name. I’m sure you were on pins and needles because of the uncertainty. I am writing now to set you at ease.

I’ve settled on a name. That name is Daily Email Fastlane.

Hear me out:

Over the past year or so, I’ve coached a dozen or so people who write daily emails as a central part of their business strategy.

Out of that dozen or so people, three stand out in my mind — based on the money they make, the stability of their income, and simply in how much they seem to enjoy their business and their life.

I won’t name these people. But I’ll tell you this:

These three daily emailers all move fast. They write emails fast. They spin up offers fast. They go from “good idea” to “let’s see if it works” fast.

“Yeah that’s swell for them,” you might say. “But what about me?”

Well, that’s actually why I’m calling this workshop Daily Email Fastlane.

I can’t motivate you to move any faster than you normally do. That’s up to you.

What I can do, in fact what I’ve done, is to look at what else these three daily emailers have in common, such as:

– how they write their emails and make those emails good, even when they are not feeling creative

– how they structure their offers in a way that makes those offers 17.4x more likely to succeed (that’s my inexact estimate, but it’s in the ballpark)

– how they get their leads and how they think about leads

– plus what I advised them to do to take their already successful daily email businesses and make them even more successful

So that’s why this training is called Daily Email Fastlane. ​​Not because you have to move fast. But because I’ll show you the commonalities of three very different, and yet very successful daily email business owners, so you can take what has worked for them and have it work for you.

Do this, and you will get to success with daily email for your personal brand, in the fast lane, regardless of your natural speed.

Daily Email Fastlane will happen next Thursday, May 23, at 8pm CET, 2pm EST, 11am PST. It will be recorded if you cannot make it live. Though if you can be there and I can see your handsome mug live on Zoom, that’s even better.

In case you’d like to sign up:

https://bejakovic.com/daily-email-fastlane

Are you writing daily emails for your personal brand? Or no?

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I’ve been writing daily emails for myself for the past 5+ years. ​​For about 5 of those 5+ years, I’ve been regularly writing daily emails about how great daily emails are.

You know, the usual arguments. How daily emails help you:

… make sales… turn yourself into an authority… make price a secondary or tertiary issue… sort out your own head trash… build up your real and perceived expertise… yadda yadda.

You prolly know all that.

And yet, odds are fantastic or better that you’re not writing daily emails for yourself right now.

Or you’re not doing it regularly.

Or it’s a struggle. Or it’s taking way too much time. Or you’re not getting the kinds of results you’ve been promised.

Why is that?

I don’t know. ​​But I’m willing to put in time and mental energy to figure it out, and figure out a simpler, superior system for you to write daily emails and get results fast.

So here’s the nothing-down deal I have for you:

I’m gonna put on a workshop next Thursday, May 23rd. The tentative title is “Daily Emails For Your Personal Brand.” The tentative topic is daily emails for your personal brand.

I’ll have an order form set up by tomorrow. But today, I have a different offer for you, one that doesn’t cost anything.

For today, if you’re interested in this workshop based on the little I’ve said about it so far, hit reply and tell me so. But beware.

If you do express interest, I will follow up with you. One on one. Via email.

​​I want to find out your situation in regard to daily emails, where it’s aching or itching or burning, what you’ve tried before to get it to stop, how that’s working out or not for you.

I will use what you tell me to actually guide the content for this workshop, so that it’s as superhumanly useful as I can make it.

Plus I have a bit of a contest with a prize right now:

I will pick one person at random and give away a free ticket to this workshop.

The only requirement to be entered for this free ticket is that you reply to this email and express your interest by 8:31pm CET tomorrow, Tuesday, and that you engage with me when I follow up with my questions.

So there’s literally one thing to do right now. Ask yourself:

Are you writing daily emails for your personal brand? Or no?

​​And if no, could you potentially use some help or guidance or advice?

If so, then hit reply and tell me so. It doesn’t oblige you in any way. You might win a free ticket. And best of all, you may actually help me create something that makes the itching and burning stop.

Why I won’t use BerserkerMail

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Yesterday I wrote about an “unwilling unsubscribe” issue that’s been haunting me for a few years. I asked readers for suggestions on how I can keep good subscribers from getting accidentally kicked off ActiveCampaign.

Lots of people replied with lots of good ideas.

But a fair number of people also pitched me on switching from ActiveCampaign to Ben Settle’s BerserkerMail service.

From what I can tell, many of those people don’t actually use BerserkerMail themselves. Instead, they just berserk on behalf of Ben about how great BerserkerMail is.

I’ve never used BerserkerMail and have no plans to switch. I thought somebody out there might want to know why. Three reasons:

#1. Switching would be a pain in the ass.

One reader wrote me yesterday to say how easy it is to switch over to BerserkerMail “in just a few clicks.” That sounded like a kid trying to sell his parents on a weeklong trip to Disneyland by saying “it’s only a 4-hour flight away.”

Looking at the flight time only ignores all the packing… the booking of the hotel… the taking of the dog to the dog kennel and watching his big eyes as he accuses you of abandoning him… and the fallout at work after a week away and a few thousand accumulated small fires that have gone untended.

In less Disneylandy terms:

I have a few dozen automations set up in ActiveCampaign that run a large part of my product delivery.

I have a few dozen integrations with my website membership software… with optin forms in various places… with my cart software.

And I suspect that, in spite of the “just a few clicks” to switch my contact list to BerserkerMail, I would still be left with days of prep work and weeks or months of things breaking and me having to fix them.

​​And if that’s not enough…

#2. BerserkerMail has the same problems I want to run away from.

A couple people tried to sell me on how “simple” BerskerMail is to use. But I’ve never had a problem with ActiveCampaign because it’s complex.

I have had a problem with ActiveCampaign when it crashed right when I ran a classified ad and got hundreds of new subscribers in a matter of hours.

I’ve had a problem with it when I scheduled an email that never got sent out — still my one missed day of emailing in the past 5+ years.

In other words, I’ve had a problem with ActiveCampaign because of occasional reliability and tech issues.

But BerserkerMail has its own reliability and tech issues. I know, because people who use BerserkerMail have told me so, and because Ben has written about BerserkerMail’s tech issues in his own emails.

It’s kind of like that famous Disneyland commercial on TV:

“Are you tired of your kids screaming at home? Take them for a weeklong vacation to Disneyland and have them scream here! It’s only a 4-hour flight away and buying the tickets is super simple.”

(By the way, as for unsub issue I wrote about yesterday, it seems the most likely culprit is simply Gmail and Apple Mail unsubscribe features. If that’s the case, it would affect BerserkerMail emails the same as those sent from any other service.)

#3. I already have an easy-to-use, technically reliable alternative to ActiveCampaign.

It’s not BerserkerMail.

​​Instead, it’s Beehiiv, which I used for my health newsletter.

I loved everything about Beehiiv so much that I actually thought about switching this newsletter to use Beehiiv. I decided against it because of point 1 above.

However, if I do ever start any new newsletters, they will go on Beehiiv by default.

If you want to start a new newsletter, you can try out Beehiiv at the link below.

I won’t try to sell you on Beehiiv, beyond saying it’s free — not just during a 30-day trial period like BerserkerMail, but forever — as long as you’re below 2,500 subscribers, and you don’t start coveting advanced features like the referral program and the ad network.

If you want to try out just how simple it is to sign up to Beehiiv, and how pleasant, and how short of a flight it is:

https://bejakovic.com/beehiiv

Please help me staunch the unsubscribes

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Over the past 5+ years of daily emailing, I’ve trained myself to shrug as my default reaction when people unsubscribe from my list.

Most of the time, people who unsub have never bought anything from me, weren’t a good fit for what I sell in the first place, weren’t even reading my daily emails very often.

If those kinds of subscribers go, that’s ok. The world is packed full of people, and my email list is not the right fit for most of them.

But!

It sometimes happens that the people who unsubscribe from my list have bought stuff from me, did read my emails, even seemed to be fans.

Sometimes, these unsubscribes are the result of a fermentation process — people move on, their circumstances change, or perhaps they just get sick and tired of me.

Other times though… take for example what happened yesterday.

I got a message from a reader who had bought my Copy Riddles program, my Most Valuable Email program, and my Horror Advertorial Swipe File. A reader who had replied often to my emails. A reader who had given me glowing testimonials for a few of my offers.

And yet…

ActiveCampaign has this reader marked as having unsubbed 8 days ago. Last night, this same reader wrote me to say:

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John, I’m somehow kicked off your list again. Hah! I have no idea how this keeps happening. This is the last email I got from you.

I signed back up via your opt-in form just now, but thought I’d let you know in case this is happening with other subs.

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Normally, this would be an opportunity to say something like, “and that’s what happens when you write emails every day… it becomes like appointment TV and people seek you out if you don’t show up on time. This is why you should buy my courses on writing daily emails blah blah…”

Actually, that’s exactly what I did write the first time the reader above wrote me to say he got kicked off my list, a couple years ago.

But now, I’m actually a little anxious to root out this phantom unsubscribe problem once and for all.

Because the reader above is not the only one who has told me he was unsubbed from my list for no good reason.

I have a few real-life friends who are also subscribed to get my emails.

A couple of them have also told me they stopped getting my emails at various points. I checked, and ActiveCampaign says they unsubscribed. My friends deny it. I trust them over ActiveCampaign.

And I figure that if I already know of a handful of cases where people got unsubbed from my list without willing it, there might be more cases where it happened and I don’t know about it.

So I’m appealing to you for any help or advice you can give me.

Again, I use ActiveCampaign. That seems to be the only technical thing I can point to.

Have you had something similar happen to you? Or to one of your clients? Or do you have any advice for me on how I could start debugging this “unwilling unsub” feature?

Write in and tell me what comes to mind. I’ll be grateful for any advice or pointers. Thanks in advance.

Idiots competing for a job

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“As you can see, it’s just not working.”

I recently watched an old but still funny Mitchell and Webb skit. In the skit, the comedy duo play two TV execs. They are reviewing a failing Apprentice-like show, in which a group of office workers compete for a prestigious job.

“Maybe that’s the problem,” says Mitchell.

“Go on,” says Webb.

“How would it be if instead, it was idiots competing for a relatively junior job?”

“Idiots?”

“Yeah. We deliberately pick sixteen idiots. Real idiots. Assholes as well. And then we get to watch them screw everything up.”

At this point, I had to pause the skit so I could write down the thoughts that had bubbled up in my head. Like several other times during Mitchell and Webb skits, I realized this was a comedy illustration of a genuine and valuable marketing trick.

I wrote that down and then I clicked play again.

“Maybe it can work,” says Webb. “But only for a season, right? Once people can see that all contestants are idiots, no one will want to apply.”

Mitchell shakes his head and smiles. “Idiots will. In fact, it will make the application process a lot easier because we’ll only get idiots.”

So there you go:

A valuable marketing trick hidden inside an old but still funny Mitchell and Webb skit.

If you think on it for a bit, maybe your own thoughts will bubble up, and you will see how you use this trick to transform something in your own business that’s just not working.

Or if you can’t figure that out, I got an offer for you:

This same idea is discussed in much more detail inside my Copy Riddles program, specifically in round 17.

Because this trick applies to copywriting as well as to marketing.

This trick is not hard to do, but it’s also not something you will see people doing instinctively, or might want to do instinctively yourself.

And yet it makes copy better, and can be used and applied way beyond the words you use to sell more, or to sell some, if you’re selling nothing right now.

For more info on this trick, and on Copy Riddles:

https://bejakovic.com/cr/