Earlier this week, I came across the following Black Friday trivia:
Cards Against Humanity, a deck of cards used for a popular party game, has a history of making funky Black Friday offers.
One year, they promoted a “Bullshit Box” as a way of distancing themselves from Black Friday craziness.
The box was advertised as containing “literal feces, from an actual bull.”
30k people bought it. It turned out to really be a piece of cow dung, in a little black box, shrink wrapped and mailed to your house.
Another year, rather than offering a discount for Black Friday, Cards Against Humanity hiked up the price of their card deck by $5.
This ended up getting a lot of press and went viral on social media.
Cards Against Humanity ended up as the #1 card game on Amazon that Black Friday, and the company made bank as a result.
These campaigns bounced around my head and influenced how I decided to promote the Black Friday Bundle I am participating in this year.
I figured everyone else participating in this bundle would try to outdo themselves with free giveaways if you buy via their affiliate link.
I decided to try something different, Cards of Humanity-style.
Rather than giving a bunch of additional stuff for free in the form of bonuses, I decided to JUST TELL YOU WHERE YOU CAN BUY FOUR MORE REALLY GREAT DEALS THAT YOU MIGHT NEVER FIND OTHERWISE.
Haha fun and games, right?
Maybe not. Because yesterday, I got this question from a reader:
===
I was actually wondering if one gets all of the bonuses as part of purchasing through your link, or if you get the bonus based on the day you purchase it, or you pick one.
===
This question got me a bit panicked.
I suddenly realized that, much how I skim other people’s emails, other people skim mine.
Many of my readers are likely to scroll down to the bottom of my email, simply see the stuff I’m listing, and assume that these are actual giveaways, rather than JUST POINTERS TO WHERE YOU CAN BUY THESE DEALS.
Next thing, I imagined myself in Internet marketer jail, wearing one of those striped prison pajamas, a placard around my neck that says, “Made promises he had no intention to keep.”
I would plead to the judge that I did explain everything in my emails, plainly and thoroughly. But the judge would slam down his gavel and say, “Ignorance of the law is no excuse for breaking the law.”
And the law is this:
People skim your copy and split their attention across five things. That means you gotta repeat yourself, and make your message black and white, and simple as salt, and then repeat yourself some more.
So to reiterate my Black Friday deal against humanity:
If you buy via my affiliate link, I AM NOT GIVING AWAY ANY FREE BONUSES.
The Black Friday bundle already has a ton of stuff inside, most of which people are unlikely to consume.
So why are people still buying the Black Friday bundle?
Well, I figure that the real benefit is actually purchasing, and getting the thrill of a good deal on valuable and exciting products.
That’s why, if you do buy via my affiliate link below, I WILL TELL YOU WHERE TO BUY THE FOLLOWING FOUR OFFERS, BUT I WILL NOT IN ANY WAY GIVE YOU THESE OFFERS FOR FREE (the whole point is that you gotta pay for them):
1. “$25 Classified Ads”
A behind-closed doors opportunity to get in front of about 20,000 relevant prospects… advertise and test out your offers… get clients and partners… and grow your list… for what works out to $25 a pop.
2. “Truly Irresistible Coaching Offer”
How to get coaching clients to pay you in the next four days, even if you have little experience. This course costs $997. That might not sound like any kind of a bargain, but if you consider that this Truly Irresistible Coaching Offer you make itself sells for $997, and is truly irresistible, then even one client, and this course will pay for itself.
3. “How to acquire newsletters, communities, and online service businesses with no money out of pocket”
Thousands of people previously paid $2,995 for this information, but you can get it now for just $497.
4. [Still to be revealed tomorrow]
Which of these sweet deals do you get if you buy the Black Friday Bundle via my affiliate link below?
NONE OF THEM.
My deal is simply I will tell you WHERE AND HOW YOU CAN BUY ALL OF THEM, OR ANY OF THEM, OR NONE OF THEM, AS YOU CHOOSE.
Clear? I hope so. I am planning to enter this email as “Defense Exhibit 1A” in case I’m ever put on trial for this promo.
Meanwhile, if you wanna take me up on my NON GIVEAWAY OFFER, here’s my affiliate link:
https://bejakovic.com/greatdeals