Two kinds of starving crowd

Around age 15, a short time after I had learned to read, I started going through the books of Henry Miller because his books were 1) banned upon publication in the U.S. and 2) had sex in them, and those two things are all the endorsement a 15-year-old boy needs.

Anyways, in one Henry Miller book, I forget which, Henry Miller, who was a kind of joyous social parasite, furiously writes about some cousins of his, who (it being the Great Depression) are starving.

The part that made Miller furious was his cousins’ patiently accepting their fate and subsisting on a leaf of cabbage a day, because, from I can remember, they are too proud or too feckless to ask for help in their starvation.

Henry Miller, who was living in Paris at the time, and was surviving on borrowed food, drinking borrowed wine, and sleeping in borrowed beds, couldn’t understand this.

Whenever he was starving, he would simply beat down his friends’ and enemies’ doors and beg and scream and complain until they fed him.

You’ve probably heard of direct marketing legend Gary Halbert. Halbert used to give talks in which he’d play the “hot dog stand” game with his audience.

“You and I have competing hot dog stands,” Halbert would say. “I’ll give you every advantage you want. I’ll just ask for one thing. Take whatever you want, give me this one thing, and my hot dog stand will whoop yours.”

Halbert’s one thing was a “starving crowd.”

Except, I’d like to suggest to you today there are two kinds of starving crowd.

There’s the “Henry Miller” starving crowd, people who cannot and will not accept their starvation, and who demand that the problem be fixed, and now.

And then there’s the “Cabbage Cousins” starving crowd.

Whether through pride, weakness resulting from starvation, or simply the fact that there’s a pound of bacon stashed somewhere in their house, which they secretly reach for late at night, the “Cabbage Cousins” starving crow accepts what to everybody else looks like unbearable starvation.

And if you wanna play the “hot dog stand” game with me, I’ll give you as big of a starving crowd as you like, provided that it’s the “Cabbage Cousins” kind.

Just give me a few Henry Millers instead, and I bet you I’ll push more hot dogs than you.

(You know what I mean. Don’t give me Henry Miller the broke social parasite. But do give me people who have some money, and a problem, and have shown that they are intent on getting that problem solved, and now.)

Anyways, I’m not sure if this was illuminating. But it is a distinction I had to draw for myself, and I figured it might be useful to you as well.

Maybe you’re wondering how you can know that somebody is intent on getting a problem solved, so you can distinguish the Henry Millers from the Cabbage Cousins in real life.

Fortunately, Gary Halbert has written up the answer for you. In case you’re curious:

https://thegaryhalbertletter.com/newsletters/direct_marketing_to_a_starving_crowd.htm

Is your list too small for list swaps?

For several decades now, I’ve been recommending list swaps as a way to grow your email list.

(List swap = you promote somebody else to your list, in exchange for them promoting you to theirs.)

The #1 objection I hear is:

“My list is too small to make it worth anybody’s while.”

How small is too small?

4 people?

100 people?

200 people?

I was recently on a call with a list owner who has a list of 1,500 entrepreneurs. He said he’s worried his list is too small to do list swaps!

That dude asked for my advice about approaching people for list swaps. What I told him is:

1. A fantastic lead magnet and solid emails will go a long way.

Right now, I’m doing a list swap with somebody who has a list of 150 people… because he’s willing to custom create a lead magnet I know my audience will get value from. Plus his emails are solid.

2. You can always offer to make things right.

If somebody’s list is bigger than yours, you can offer to promote them multiple times, now and then again in 6 months or in a year etc. (In the end, that’s the deal I ended up striking with the guy in point 1.)

3. Money can plug the gap. You can always offer to both promote the other person AND to pay them something to make the exchange more equitable.

So?

Are you convinced now?

Are you gonna rush out and start doing list swaps?

I hope so.

But if not, I gotta tell you my dark-psychology conclusion here:

I don’t think list size is really what’s holding people back from doing list swaps.

Rather, I think it’s the same old culprit that holds back pretty much everybody, pretty much all the time:

Fear of rejection.

Putting yourself out there… and having somebody tell you no or ignore you… and feeling so small and worthless because of it.

If that’s your situation, then I’d suggest, in the words of business coach Rich Schefren, that you put your business goals ahead of your personal development goals.

It would be great to not care about being rejected, or to just do stuff in spite of this fear.

But while you work on that, it can make sense to look for alternate routes to achieve your business goals.

I’d like to point you to an opportunity to do so right now.

Maliha Mannan, who runs the Side Blogger and who is a member of my Daily Email House community, has a list of 9,000 online creators and business owners and people who want to become such.

Maliha is auctioning off a classified ad spot in every Sunday edition of her newsletter… FOR THE REST OF THIS YEAR.

Bidding starts at $2.

More info here:

https://www.skool.com/anthill-club-6065/your-official-invitation-to-my-basementbackyard-party

I’m hiring an assistant

At the start of this month, on Feb 1, I got on the train and choo-chooed my way from Barcelona down to Valencia.

My motivation was that 1) I like Valencia and 2) for a few days only, Jordan Parker and his wife Diana would be there.

I’d gotten connected to Jordan some months earlier, through channels I can no longer remember.

Jordan and Diana — as far as I can explain it — are a kind of back-end operations and scaling team for creators. They’ve worked with a small but select list of clients, including creators you are sure to know (just check Jordan’s site, parkerlabs.co).

At the end of our time together, Jordan and Diana asked if I have any team members?

No, I said. I don’t wanna hire or manage anybody.

Ever since I quit my office job 12 years ago and started doing stuff for myself, not managing anybody has been a nonnegotiable tenet of what I do and what I want to do.

Jordan and Diana nodded, in a way that I felt was forgiving, but that seemed to suggest that I will learn my lesson in good time.

Maybe I’m just oversensitive. Maybe they didn’t mean anything like that. In any case, it stuck in my head.

When I got back to Barcelona, I started keeping a list of things I could outsource to an assistant.

I told myself I will hire somebody if I can get the list up to 20 items.

Well, just yesterday, I got up to 20. So I’m hiring an assistant. And the first place I will look is here, inside my email list.

Because an email list is not just a way of making sales or getting clients. It’s also a way of solving problems, answering questions cannot get a good answer to, finding partners, getting cool stuff for free, and yes, even hiring people.

First off, let me say who this job is not a good fit for:

If you think of yourself as either a copywriter or online creator, if you have ambitions of being either a copywriter or online creator, if you’ve done copywriting (or online creation?) in the past and found that it’s something you’re good at, chances are excellent you are a terrible fit for this job.

In this case, I suggest you do not apply, even if you might want to take the job simply because you would like to work with me, or because you think you might learn something.

The reason is that, if you are anything like me by temperament or want to do what I do, then you probably get bored quickly, need new projects and stimulation all the time, are not renowned for your diligence and attention to detail.

(Unfun fact: The morning of my trip to Valencia, I wrote a demanding email to my Airbnb host asking when I would get the promised checkin instructions. It turned out I had booked an apartment for March 1, not February 1.)

On the other hand, if you are present, diligent, happy, and get your kicks out of completing tasks rather than being constantly driven to jump to the next thing, then this job I’m offering might be for you.

What’s actually the job to be done?

Well, if you join Bejako Enterprises, your primary responsibilities will include helping me grow my Monetization Mastermind group.

There will be a mix of online research (read: snooping on people), sending and replying to emails using a pretty templated approach, getting people inside the group, and updating some internal documents with their data, etc.

There will be other tasks too (fiddling with my cart software, email software, Skool, all according to processes I will lay out and am doing myself now).

But those will be less frequent.

The stuff with helping me grow my Monetization Mastermind group, in all its repetitive, chirpy, detail-oriented glory, is what you will mainly be engaged in to start, should you apply for and win this position.

What about pay? What about hours? What about vacation time, dental insurance, and team retreats?

I don’t know. I’m winging it here, as I do for most everything. That’s why I need you.

If you are reading this email, if you suspect, based on what I’ve written above, that you might be a fit for this job, then hit reply. Tell me things about you to give me a clear idea that you might be a fit, and why.

If you do that, we can talk in more detail, and we can see if we can come up with a deal that works for both of us.

Daily Emails 101

Over the past few weeks, I have been spending a lot of time talking to Nick “The Knife” Bandy, and trying to persuade him to create a course that I want to buy and maybe even sell.

The background is that Nick has an email list, which he has been growing for the past year with a low-stress ad funnel to a low-ticket product that runs at a VERY slight profit, indefinitely.

In more specific numbers:

Nick’s low-stress ad funnel gets him about 100 new buyers on his list every month. And for every $1k Nick puts into this funnel, he gets $1.2k out before he’s even sent an email. He only checks in on it every few months.

Every time Nick mentions this ad funnel and this way of growing his list, my stomach growls and I start to salivate a little.

I’ve been trying to get him to create a course about this, because frankly I myself would love to have a similar funnel and would love to grow my list, with buyers, on autopilot, at profit. Come on!

The trouble is, Nick is kinda busy.

He’s got his regular $12k/month CMO retainer (part time, come on!)…

… he’s got partner revshare deals he has been kicking off…

… and because he has created one successful low-stress ad funnel, he has now decided to create a second.

I will keep pushing Nick, and maybe if I succeed, and he creates his course, I can make it available to you too.

Meanwhile, all I can do is daydream.

Today I was in the shower — no joke, and no direct response hyperbole — and I found myself thinking how I could create a low-ticket something called Daily Emails 101.

Daily Emails 101 would walk those who have or want to have an online business through the first 101 days of writing and making sales with a daily email newsletter.

Daily Emails 101 would be the most wonderful, exciting, and nichiest guide to this niche topic, and I’d make sure it inspires as well as informs.

Is this something you would want?

I mean, if I were to create Daily Emails 101, and if I were to promise to get you a deal on it that nobody else will get, not outside of this email, would you put down, say, $5 today to have the option to buy Daily Emails 101?

Hit reply and let me know.

If you say yes, and you’re serious enough to put down $5, maybe I’ll create it… maybe I will sell it to you for an unimaginably sexy price when it’s done… and maybe, when Nick does create his “low-stress ad funnel that grows your list at a profit” course, I will be ready to unleash it on the world, a few copies at a time (I’ll even put your name inside of it to say thanks).

Summation of stimuli

Here’s a personal defect on the scale of Derek Zoolander’s “I can’t turn left”:

I am particularly bad at coming up with “hot takes.”

The way I’ve gotten through life in spite of this defect has been to skip the news and consume things nobody else is consuming, because then even the most lukewarm take still tingles.

That’s how I’m currently making my way through a 574-page behemoth titled Principles of Psychology, from the year 1890, by a man named William James.

It’s slow going. I imagine it will take me till the end of this year to finish at the pace I’m reading.

But it’s been worth it already. On page 39 I came across the following idea, which James call “summation of stimuli.” Even though it’s extremely lukewarm on the surface, it still made me tingle. Says James:

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The law is this, that a stimulus which would be inadequate by itself to excite a nerve-centre to effective discharge may, by acting with one or more other stimuli (equally ineffectual by themselves alone) bring the discharge about.

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No? That doesn’t make it clear? I told you the book is slow going. James goes on to explain in slightly clearer language:

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The natural way to consider this is as a summation of tensions which at last overcome a resistance. The first of them produce a latent excitement or a heightened irritability; the last is the straw that breaks the camel’s back.

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Maybe that doesn’t help either. James fortunately gives a concrete example:

Take a dog (19th century scientists loved doing experiments with dogs).

Apply a weak electrical current to a nerve in the dog’s leg.

The current is too weak to set the dog’s leg to twitching.

But repeat the same weak current enough time, at a close enough interval, and somehow, even though none of the currents was enough to set the dog’s leg a-twitching, a-twitching is what you get.

“Ok,” you might say, “thank you for that lukewarm take on dog leg twitching. I gotta g-”

Wait! There’s more.

Because this isn’t just about dogs getting stimulated and starting to twitch. This is the basic neurology that underlies… pretty much everything, or at least a lot of human psychology and mental life.

I mean, I don’t have proof for what I’m about to say, because I’m only 15% through James’s psychology book.

But my guess is that this “summation of stimuli” is why one of the most fundamental techniques of persuasion, repetition, actually works.

If I say “I’m the best,” that doesn’t make it so.

But if i say “I’m the best,” every day, for years and years, and you’re forced to listen to me, then somehow, even though each individual claim is as hollow as every other one, the summation of them all turns into something with substance.

Maybe I start to genuinely believe I’m the best. Maybe you start to believe it too. And if we both believe it, then it does make it so.

Now let me make this practical to you:

In my Daily Email House community, a discussion sprang up today (ok, I sprang it up) about whether email marketing is dying.

I sprang that discussion up because I’ve seen “RIP Email Marketing” a surprising number of times in the past week alone.

The conclusion among House members was that email marketing is doing fine, but in any case, it was never about email marketing, not really, but about having a great relationship with your audience.

And the first step, and the most fundamental step, of building a great relationship with your audience is… summation of stimuli.

Showing up regularly, ideally every day, and ideally in different formats. Such as daily emails… and a community.

Speaking of, if you’d like to have your say in the conversation about email marketing and whether it’s dying or not, my Daily Email House is now accepting new members. If you’d like to spring up and join us:

https://bejakovic.com/house

The ecstasy and agony of shopping for what you really want

“Congratulations, it is now your turn,” the computer told me. “You have 10 minutes to make your purchase.”

I rubbed my palms together. “Here we go,” I said.

As long-time readers of my newsletter know, I’m a tennis fan.

I used to play tennis when I was kid. I sucked at it. So for most of my life, I’ve instead gotten my kicks vicariously, by watching pro tennis on TV.

This year, I’ve decided I’ll go to see tennis for real.

There’s a big event in September, happening in London, called Laver Cup. It was started by tennis legend Roger Federer. It’s a kind of invite-only competition of the world’s best and most charismatic players, who compete in two teams: Europe vs. the world (aka colonizers vs. the colonized).

Tickets for the Laver Cup went on pre-sale yesterday at 11am my time. You had to be signed up to the waiting list via email, which I was.

At 10:55am, I was nervously waiting in the digital waiting room for the pre-sale to start, and for my turn in the digital queue to arrive.

At 11:04am, I got the go-ahead. I could now proceed to pay an obscene amount of money for uncomfortable seats to watch grown man clobber a little yellow ball of fuzz for three days straight.

Like I said, I rubbed my palms in excitement, and…

“Your spot in the queue has expired,” the computer told me before I had a chance to do anything. “Please rejoin the queue for another spot.”

What… How? When???

Long story short, the ticket-selling website that was supposed to take my money for Laver Cup tickets wasn’t working right, at least for me.

At first, it was telling me my spot in the queue had expired. It kept sending me back to the waiting room to rejoin the queue.

Then, as I kept flailing around in a panic that my tickets would get swept up by somebody else, the site started marking me as a bot, scammer, scalper, even though I was scrupulously following their instructions on how to buy tickets.

I spent the next hour trying again… refreshing the page… closing down tabs… switching browsers… switching from my laptop to my phone… switching wifi on and off… sending links to a friend to buy tickets in my stead… and waiting on hold with customer support, who, after hearing me out and being very understanding, told me to go to wait and try again in an hour.

Which I did.

All with no result other than frustration and agony.

I’m telling you this story mainly to vent, because I never did manage to buy the stupid tickets.

But, since I make a point of squeezing a marketing lesson out of everything, let me squeeze one out here as well.

In direct response land, where I tend to live, we are used to doing a lot of persuading, convincing, and pushing to get prospects to buy. And even then, typical conversion rates are 2% or lower.

It can warp your mental picture, and make you think that people are begrudging you the money they send you.

The fact is though, if you find a buyer in heat, the way I was yesterday, they will fight and strive to overcome all sorts of obstacles to give you money.

My most dramatic experience of that, as a seller, came during the last 15 or so minutes of the auction I ran in December.

Every few seconds, people were bidding thousands of dollars more on the offer I had put up on auction, and strategizing how they can be the ones to pay the most before the deadline (the winning bid came in at $31k).

Yesterday, I ran my second-ever auction.

The offer on auction was “behind the scenes” data of auctions I will be running in the coming months, weeks, and days (including a new one, tonight, for a partner).

I won’t tell you how my auction yesterday did, since that’s info that I’ve sold to people yesterday, as part of much more detailed “behind the scenes” data.

But I have gotten messages today about my auction yesterday, like the following:

“I couldn’t be there (4 kids bath and bed) but would love to learn from the metrics! Is there a way I can do that?”

I’m considering making some for of my “behind the scenes” data available, to a limited number of people, even outside the auction.

If this is interesting to you, then hit reply and tell me what are you most curious about in the “behind the scenes” auction data I’m offering to share.

If I do end up making this offer available, you will have to reply like this to be able to get it. In other words, a kind of waiting list of the eager, though I promise to be less maddeningly arbitrary and glitchy than the Laver Cup site.

1 hour from now: My “Behind The Scenes” auction kicks off

My “Behind The Scenes” auction kicks off in 1 hour.

Here are 3 reasons, all from earlier today, why you might want to participate:

1. Today, I got login details to a moderator account for a community of 6k members, in preparation for an auction I am planning to run, built around an offer that sells for $10k.

2. This morning, I got a message from an auction partner I have already written a pre-auction poll. He wrote:

“I’ve received several very positive, ‘I want to win’ kinda emails. And here’s the latest in the screenshot. Lots of $1 but I think you said that’s expected. I’m good to push forward.”

3. Just a few minutes ago, I got a new potential auction partner contact me over Skool and say:

“Are you down for a short call early next week to plan our first auction in [his community?”

The behind-the-scenes details of those three partner relationships and the auctions that might come from them, and other partners and other auctions, are effectively what’s on offer today.

I ran my first auction back in December 2026. It made $31k.

I will be running more auctions with partners over coming the days, weeks, and months.

I am willing to give you a behind-the-scenes look into all those campaigns.

I will share offers (both public and behind-the-scenes)… sales numbers… DMs used to sell… my “day after” conclusions.

I will also share the sources of partners I’ve been getting, the strategies that led to getting them, my experiences working with them.

Think of it like a reality TV show, which actually teaches you something incredibly valuable, while you’re enjoying yourself and not even trying.

All starting at a bid of $1.

Only available inside a popup Telegram group I have set up just for this occasion.

Curtains go up at 7pm CET/1pm EST/10am PST.

If you’d like to be there to witness or participate (all participants will get a prize), here’s where to go:

https://t.me/behindthescenesauction

How to get your list to pay you to create your own lead magnet

A couple days ago, brand strategist Chavy Helfgott posted a little case study in my Daily Email House community. Maybe it’s something you can profit from.

Chavy wrote:

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I’ve been working with John on monetizing my list, and after several weeks of asking lots of questions to my readers, we realized the following:

1) Creating a lead magnet was something that would solve problems for many of my readers

2) I myself don’t have a proper lead magnet with which to steadily grow my list with high quality subscribers

So – John conceived of the idea of running a live cohort for a minimal price, in which I would build a lead magnet for myself while showing the cohort members my process, and giving them feedback as they create theirs.

Jan 29 – initial tease to my list and LinkedIn to gauge interest

Feb 4 – official “launch” with an email describing the live cohort

Feb 13 – registration closed

Total marketing: 12 emails to my small list & 10 LinkedIn posts

Zero ad spend.

15 days from concept creation to launch closing.

4 cohort members paying me $99 each.

Our first call is on Monday, and I’ve already built a template that is on its way to becoming my first sellable info-product.

And of course, I started creating my own lead magnet, which will probably be a summary of this lead magnet building process.

So – if you, too, are a barefoot shoemaker, perhaps you can also let your audience pay for the privilege of coming along for the ride as you make your own shoes.

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Like Chavy says, we all have important things we want to do, need to do, aren’t doing….

… so why not create an offer out of it?

You can do like Chavy is doing, and run a cohort program. Charge people some nontrivial but very easy price, and guide them through the same process you are following.

It makes sure you do what you need to do, plus it builds an offer for you, plus it gets you buyers you can sell other things to.

Pr you can do like I’m doing with my “Behind The Scenes” auction.

Fact is, for the past few months now, I’ve been creating “systems” docs for several things I do or want to do better, in which I put real-world data, make hypotheses based on that data, and create systems that get me better results over time.

I’ve created such “systems” docs for promos, for followup, and for auctions, among other things.

Except, I’m not as diligent as I should be at updating these docs and putting in the data and making hypotheses and creating ever better systems.

So I figured, why not turn my “auction systems” doc into an offer, take other people for the ride, get paid a bit of money to actually do what I should be doing?

That’s what’s happening tomorrow.

In case you missed my emails about it over the past few days… I’ll be running an auction.

Bidding starts at $1.

The offer on auction is the “Behind The Scenes” of the auctions I have run already and will be running (I currently have 8 auction partners who are at various stages, and all are still moving forward).

The “Behind The Scenes” I will share will include offers on auction (both public and private)… sales numbers… interesting marketing… sales DMs… “day after” conclusions… along with the “auction system” I am devising based on all this data.

I’m thinking to make bonuses available as well for tomorrow’s auctions, Such as, how I have and will be getting auction partners… a live ride-along with me on an auction, plus a share of the money made… and other bonuses that are suggested by auction participants in real time.

Maybe tomorrow’s auction will be a flop, and winning bid ends up at $13.

Maybe I will be able to do like Chavy, and make a bit of cash, a few hundred dollars or more, by taking people along for the ride with me.

In any case, I figure I will get something out of it, in the form of the “auction systems” doc I should be creating anyhow, plus data (from tomorrow’s auction) that I can put into that doc to make my auction systems better.

If you’d like to participate in the auction (I will have a prize for anyone bidding), here’s where the auction will go down, tomorrow, Tuesday, at 7pm CET/1pm EST/10am PST:

https://t.me/+_qLpIllO2IZlM2Q0

Will you witness your own Moose Murders?

Today being February 22, it makes for the 33rd anniversary of the one and only performance of the Moose Murders, said to be the most notorious flop that Broadway has ever seen, which opened and was shut down on the same night, February 22, 1983.

The Moose Murders was a slapstick murder mystery that featured plot elements such as:

* Attempted incest between son and mother

* A coffin, corpse, and a taxidermied moose head on stage for most of the play

* A mummified paraplegic who gets up from his wheelchair to kick a man dressed as a moose in the crotch

A New York Times theater critic who was present at that one and only performance wrote:

“The season’s most stupefying flop — a show so preposterous that it made minor celebrities out of everyone who witnessed it, whether from on stage or in the audience.”

I’m telling you this because, as two time Oscar-winning screenwriter William Goldman once put it, nobody knows anything.

Goldman was talking about Hollywood, but same applies to Broadway and elsewhere.

A bunch of people, typically trained pros and maybe even talented, putting their maybe-talented heads together… putting in a lot of effort… putting their reputations and emotional well-being on the line… only to produce a complete and embarrassing flop, one that will hopefully soon be forgotten, or worse, that will be remembered for years to come and held up as an example of BAD.

And now, a chance to witness your own Moose Murders?

As I announced in my email yesterday, I will be running a “behind the scenes” auction — auctioning off the offers, sales numbers, DM sales conversations, insights, and private conclusions, present and future, from auctions I will run in the coming weeks and months with partners and for myself.

An auction about auctions? Too meta?

I floated the idea in an email a few days ago to see if there is interest. There seems to be.

But the Moose Murders had 13 preview performances before that fateful February 22 1983 opening.

The writer, the director, and the actors still had no real idea this is gonna be a disaster. Like Goldman said, nobody knows anything, not until the stakes get real.

So let’s see what will happen with my “behind the scenes” auction.

Maybe it will go off well.

In this case, it might be a fun show and maybe you learn something and even get your hands on some private and behind-the-scenes data and insights.

Or maybe it will turn into the Moose Murders of auctions.

In other words, maybe this is your chance to witness a stupefying flop in real time, and become a bit of minor celebrity, and have a story you can tell your Internet Marketing grandchildren for years to come.

My “behind the scenes” auction will have its one and only performance this Tuesday, February 24.

The curtain goes up at 7pm CET/1 pm EST/10am EST.

If you’d like to grab your seat in time for the spectacle and possibly legendary flop:

https://t.me/+_qLpIllO2IZlM2Q0

Come for the auction, stay for the secure communication

A couple days ago, I floated idea of auctioning off the behind-the-scenes details — offers, sales numbers, DM threads leading to sales — of auctions I will be running in the coming weeks and months, for myself and for parthers.

Based on the response I got to that email, it seems like there’s interest enough. We will see for real now.

Though I have a Skool community, I will not be running this auction there. Instead, I will be running it inside a newly minted Telegram group.

I’m doing so for two reasons.

One reason is that my existing community is not a fit for the offer on auction here.

My Skool community is not about auctions but about monetizing email lists, and the people inside have shown repeatedly they are not interested in the topic of auctions, exciting as I might find it.

The second reason I’m running this on Telegram and not skool is… well, that’s actually private, behind-the-scenes info, and will be revealed inside my “Auction Systems” doc, which will be part of this auction offer.

The auction for that coveted, exclusive, and rare item, plus other auction-related secrets and privileges, will kick off this coming Tuesday, February 24, at 7pm CET/1 pm EST/10am EST.

The auction will go on until it runs out of steam or until it’s time for me to tuck myself into bed for the night, whichever comes first.

If you’d like to get inside the Telegram group, either to spectate when the auction kicks off or because you are genuinely interested in getting the behind-the-scenes of auctions I will be doing (including this one), here’s the link:

https://t.me/+_qLpIllO2IZlM2Q