A cold email to pierce the armor of Smaug the Magnificent

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Have you ever written a successful cold email to an internet influencer, such as a marketer, copywriter, or business owner with a large online following?

Over the years, I’ve written dozens of cold emails to such Internet personalities…

Telling them how I liked their content…

Or introducing myself and asking if I can be of any service…

Or making some kind of a pitch outright.

Almost always, these emails bounce right off, much like arrows shot at the dragon Smaug in Tolkien’s the Hobbit.

That’s not surprising. Internet influencers have thick armor protecting them against unsolicited advice, compliments, or pitches.

However, like Smaug, most Internet personalities also have weaknesses in their armor, particularly near their soft underbellies. And if you can spot such a weakness and shoot an arrow — I mean a cold email — straight at that hollow in their armor, you can get the influencer’s attention. In this way, you might even get access to the vast stores of treasure these influencers normally sleep on.

So for example, one cold emailing approach I’ve had success with has been to write to marketing and copywriting greats…

Tell them how I’ve applied some specific bit of their how-to advice…

And report the results it’s gotten for me.

In a nutshell, I’m giving them a results-based testimonial — and I’m setting myself apart from everybody else who simply writes, “Great stuff! Loved it! Keep it coming!”

Of course, in order to do this, you have to actually implement what these influencers are teaching.

This takes time and effort.

But in my own personal case, whenever I’ve sent a cold email like this, I’ve gotten back an enthusiastic response even from unreachable personalities…

And on a few occasions, I’ve even gotten some treasure as a result.

If you do take this approach to reaching influencers, write me an email and let me know how it’s worked for you.

Persistence and proof from Australia’s guinea-pig doctor

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Back in the summer of 1984, an Australian doctor performed an unusual experiment.

He took bacteria from a petri dish, mixed them into a cup of beef broth, and chugged the nasty brew down.

Within a few days, he started vomiting in the mornings.

He started feeling sick and fatigued.

Not surprising. An endoscopy showed his stomach had become colonized by the bacteria. He had developed gastritis, and without treatment, he would soon also get stomach ulcers.

Maybe you’ve heard this story before.

It’s the true history of Barry Marshall, one of the scientists who discovered that H. pylori bacteria — and not stress — are the cause of stomach ulcers.

Marshall’s dramatic demonstration finally helped him sell his big discovery, and led to him eventually winning the Nobel prize.

But it wasn’t easy.

Before Marshall took the step of using himself as a guinea pig, he had already performed a lot of convincing reserach connecting H. pylori and ulcers.

He had done biopsies of ulcer patients that showed infections…

And he showed that antibiotics, which eradicated H. pylori, could permanently cure ulcers.

And yet, none of this convinced other doctors.

His papers kept getting rejected, and his ideas ignored. In the meantime, people who had ulcers were suffering, and often had to have surgery to remove their stomachs.

It was against this background that Marhsall decided to take the dramatic step of ingesting the bacterial broth himself.

And the point I want to make is that having the right solution — or a great product — is often not enough.

You need to test out different kinds of proof, and find something that convinces your audience. And even with the best proof, you might still face indifference or resistance for a while.

So is it worth persevering?

That’s a question only you can answer.

If you believe you have a great solution that can really help people, then the answer is probably yes.

And with a little luck — and some marketing help — you might achieve success and acceptance of your idea a little faster than Barry Marshall did.

I can’t help you with the luck part. But if you want some help with your marketing, then check out the following:

https://bejakovic.com/profitable-health-emails/

How to hire a copywriter without falling into a trance

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“So if you aspire to be a good conversationalist, be an attentive listener. To be interesting, be interested. Ask questions that other persons will enjoy answering. Encourage them to talk about themselves and their accomplishments.”
— Dale Carnegie

Earlier this year, I wrote a book about how to succeed as a copywriter on Upwork.

And in my opinion, one of the most valuable tips in that book was how to handle interviews with potential clients.

​​When a client starts off an interview by asking me why they should hire me, I usually respond with something like:

“I’d definitely like to answer that for you. But I want to make sure I’m speaking to the things you care about. So can you first tell me what’s most important for you on this project?”

5 out of 6 times, this puts clients into a trance state.

They start talking…

And they keep talking…

And 20 minutes of talking later, without knowing anything about me, they will often say:

“John, it really sounds like you might be perfect for this job. When could you start?”

This is great for me. But what about the clients? Are they really making smart decisions in this half-drunken trance state?

I got to thinking about this today when I saw a question on Facebook from a guy named Dave. Dave asks:

“What is the best way to hire a freelance copywriter? What kind of questions should I be asking?”

One of the people in the comments responded by saying that clients should NOT ask questions — instead they should evaluate the copywriter based on how well he asks questions.

Like I said, I don’t think this is enough. Asking good questions — while it is an important sales skill — is not the the same thing as writing effective sales copy.

So I think clients should take a page out of Dale Carnegie’s book.

Yes, allow the copywriter to ask you questions, and see whether he understands your particular situation and goals.

But at that point, get genuinely interested in the copywriter. And ask your own questions to see if this is a person you would like to work with. Questions such as:

What’s your process for writing copy?
How do you do research?
What are you looking for when you do research?
What kinds of clients do you like to work with?
What similar projects have you worked on?
What kind of results can we expect?
What do you need from me?

I can’t give you specific right answers to look for here.

But I think asking these questions will help you figure out if this copywriter is experienced, competent, and trustworthy.

And if you want to ask me those questions — after you’ve told me all about yourself — then get in touch with me and we can find a time to talk.

8 heart-piercing fence posts of your customers’ emotional ranch

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I’ve been listening to a talk Perry Marshall gave about his “Swiss Army knife.”

This is Perry’s method for writing novel and effective pay-per-click ads (or really, any kind of copy).

The first step — or blade — of Perry’s Swiss Army knife is all about your customer’s big and broad emotional ranch.

As a marketer, you need to know the ambit of this ranch. And you do so by focusing on the 8 fence posts below. This helps you map the ranch out, so you can get to work writing the ads.

Let me give you an illustration using a market I’ve been researching lately, and that’s people with IBS:

Fence post #1: Your customer

My example market is a person suffering with IBS. Getting regular attacks of stomach cramps, bloating, diarrhea… Fatigued, anxious, and suffering from related problems such as lack of nutrients. Tried recommended solutions but hasn’t found a way to stop IBS.

Fence post #2: A negative force or belief

People in this market believe nobody can understand their problems. They are alone in having this issue. They can’t live a normal life. They think it’s embarrassing. They worry they will live with IBS for the rest of their lives.

Fence post #3: A thing your customer loves

These folks love the times that they don’t have IBS attacks. They love having normal bowel movements. Being able to go about their lives normally (dating, meeting friends, traveling…).

Fence post #4: A thing your customer hates

Of course, they hate IBS attacks. But many of them also hate eating. Or having to use public bathrooms. Or jokes about digestive problems or issues. Or claims that IBS is not a real disease or a big deal. Bullshit treatments or advice.

Fence post #5: A positive force or belief

They keep hoping that maybe somebody will invent a cure for IBS. Or that they will figure out what causes their own IBS.

Fence post #6: You (the advertiser)

Let’s say I’m a website providing info on various IBS treatments. And let’s say my offers include articles, newsletters, product recommendations, webinars, ebooks. The site is helpful, truthful, and supportive.

Fence post #7: Your customer’s best friend

Their actual friends. Their spouse. Their kids. Their dog. Other anonymous people online who also suffer from IBS.

Fence post #8: Your customer’s worst enemy

Their own digestive system. Trigger foods (onions, garlic…). Unsupportive doctors.

All right, we’ve just driven the emotional fence posts into the ground.

The next thing is to pick two of these fence posts and see if they jog any copy ideas in your mind. So for example, #4 and #8:

Is your doctor making jokes about IBS?
Don’t allow him to dismiss you
Free info on real IBS treatments

Or here’s another, with #2 and #7:

IBS Attack = Ruined Travel Plans
It doesn’t have to be embarrassing
How to help your friends understand

You get the idea. The more info you can pile on in each of the above categories, the easier the writing of the ads becomes.

Like I said, I’m doing a lot of research on this market and mapping these fence posts out — because I intend to make that website described in #6. But more about this later.

For now, if you want my help writing emotional and effective copy, send me an email, and we can find a time to talk.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of a large, aggressive dog

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I really love dogs but that would have helped me little last night, when a territorial black monster named Tony cornered me with apparent intent to tear out my liver.

Tony is the dog of a friend I’m visiting and is supposedly a German shepherd. I have my doubts about this lineage because

1) as mentioned, Tony is all black and not brown, and

2) Tony is about 50% larger than any German shepherd I’ve ever seen (he weighs around 100 lbs). In fact, if I ever ran into Tony in a dark forest, my first thought would be I’m seeing a wolf and I’m about to become a cautionary tale for naughty children.

Fortunately, I survived last night’s Tony attack because my friend, knowing Tony’s territorial tendencies, put a muzzle on Tony’s snout ahead of time.

So even though Tony charged at me repeatedly and got so close I could hear his jaws snapping, I was safe.

As I was lying in bed later, going over this exciting evening and trying to fall asleep, I summed it up as,

“Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory” (suck it Tony)

This in turn reminded me of a great subject line technique I call inversion (others might have different names for it).

It’s when you take a saying, a well-known phrase, or a cliche and either turn it around (as with the “defeat” phrase) or take a key word and negate it (as in the Ben Settle subject line, “Why the customer is always wrong”).

This inversion style of subject lines works for two reasons:

First, it catches your reader off guard and it causes dissonance that the reader will probably want to resolve.

Second, it gives you an interesting angle to write about — assuming you write the subject line ahead of the email body.

Anyways, I’ll be staying with my friend — and Tony — for the next few days. And assuming Tony’s muzzle doesn’t slip off and I wind up in the ER, I’ll even try to get a bit of copywriting done. Specifically, some emails for a new health offer I will be promoting.

If you want to get a good idea of how I write such emails — and you can, too — then check out the following page:

https://bejakovic.com/profitable-health-emails/

How to turn your business into a cult or a clan

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I’m currently passing through Budapest, Hungary.

Budapest used to be my home base, and so, for nostalgia’s sake, I sat down in my former number-one cafe.

It’s a bright, wood-paneled place right in the center of the city. And it’s called Madal, after an Indian spiritual teacher who for some reason was very popular in Hungary.

As you might suspect, the whole place has a kind of cultish feel. There’s light, chanting music playing in the background. A selection of books is there for customers to read, with titles such as “My life’s soul journey.” And a large picture of Madal himself is smiling beatifically at me from the opposite wall.

And yet, in spite of all this mind massage, the cafe is extremely popular. I suspect, more so than if they simply had the same offer (good coffee, decent croissants) and a more neutral decor.

And this reminded me of another, less beatific and peaceful business.

I’m talking about the Wu Tang Clan, a bunch of rappers from Staten Island who adopted slang and imagery from old kung fu movies.

Yes, they had good beats and good rhymes.

And yet, I doubt they would have been such a worldwide sensation over the past 25 years‚ had it not been for the mystique of the Wu and the Shaolin behind the music.

That’s something to keep in mind if you have a fairly vanilla business.

Could you take your ordinary product and make it into a cult — or a clan — simply by weaving in elements of some little-known, mystical, or ancient ideology?

It’s something I keep thinking about for my own projects. And that’s why I’m always paying attention to news items involving archeologists, conspiracy theorists, and new age kooks.

Anyways, if you need some mystical copy written for your business, write me and get in touch. I’m traveling over the next few days (in fact, next few weeks), but we can still find a time to talk.

My mommy blogger envy

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Today I read an article about Heather Armstrong, the former “queen of the mommy bloggers.”

At one point, Heather’s blog was getting 8 million views a month and was pulling in $40k a month, mostly from banner ads.

This made me a bit envious. It also reminded me of something Mark Ford once wrote — that there are two ways to sell.

One is the traditional way, talking about benefits the prospect might care about.

The other is the charismatic way to sell. In other words, you make the sale based on your own personality.

This way, according to Mark, is the more powerful of the two.

Unfortunately, it’s not something that’s easy for me, because I’ve got as much personality as an ironing board.

Or maybe a sponge.

Which might mean I will never get to 8 million subscribers to this little email newsletter…

But it does have its advantages.

Such as for example, allowing me to imitate my client’s personality on demand in copy. If you want to see some examples of how I’ve done this — including examples that were very successful for some big-name health businesses — you might like the following offer:

https://bejakovic.com/profitable-health-emails/

The limits of good copy

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“You can fool some people sometimes, but you can’t fool all the people all the time”
— Peter Tosh

I was approached by a potential client a few days ago. He wanted me to write some sales copy for a cryptocurrency mining company.

This company is trying to raise funds through a crowd sale, known as an ICO in crypto land.

The trouble, said the potential client, is that there have already been about 20 mining companies with ICOs. And they’ve all failed in various ways, taking investor funds with them.

So he wanted to know how I would deal with this poor reputation when trying to sell this new mining ICO. I gave him a simple 3-part plan:

1. Acknowledge the poor reputation of previous mining ICOs
2. List all the ways this new mining company would be different
3. Give reasons why this is true

As far as I can see, that’s about the limit of what sales copy can do in this case.

If this new ICO isn’t different enough from previous failed ICOs…

Or if there aren’t any tangible reasons to prove that it’s different…

Then no copy magic will fix this issue, just like Peter Tosh says at the top.

The thing is, I can think of several ways to deal with extreme market skepticism.

But these ways would require improving the actual product, or taking novel marketing approaches (rather than just relying on good copywriting).

Unfortunately, having me influence the product or change the overall marketing strategy is not something most of my clients are open to.

That’s one of the reasons I’m always working on my own side projects where I do have complete control.

And it’s also why I’m on the lookout for a profitable business, selling good products, that I could join as a long-term marketing partner.

If that’s a prospect that might be attractive to you and your business, then write me an email, and we can talk.

Let me steal your underwear

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One afternoon in October 2018, a strange man showed up at an open house in Michigan.

He trailed around the house for a bit, pretending to be checking it out.

He then walked down to the basement. That’s where the washer and dryer were.

He walked over to the dryer, took one quick look around, and reached in. He pulled out a pair of men’s underwear, then another. He stuffed both pairs of underwear down his own pants, walked back upstairs, and left the house.

We know all this because it was captured on a security camera. In spite of the recording, the man was never identified — and the stolen underwear never recovered.

The lesson being, be careful who you let into your house to wander around…

Or, when you hire a copywriter — and allow him to wander around your business.

After all, in order to have a copywriter write effective copy for you, you often have to show him how your business works from the inside out, in complete detail.

For example, in my time working with various clients, I’ve had access to entire back-end funnels… Names and addresses of all customers… Profitable lead-gen sequences… Secret lists of JV partners… And complete product lines of books, videos, and courses.

If I were the pilfering type, I could have taken this information and cloned these clients’ businesses — or at least portions of them.

And in fact, I’ve heard stories from business owners who have had exactly this happen to them.

I’d like to tell you there’s a simple way to avoid this in your own business.

But I’m not sure there’s any better thing to do than to go by a copywriter’s reputation, or your own gut feeling about who is trustworthy.

Like I said, I’ve been given access to a ton of business underwear in my life. I haven’t stolen a single pair.

And even if you let me steal your underwear, I promise I won’t.

Maybe you don’t find that convincing enough. So  if you prefer to write your own copy for now, I can understand. In that case, you might get some good ideas in the following book — which is based on my work with lots of other clients:

https://bejakovic.com/profitable-health-emails/

The Ultimate Funnel

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Back in 2005, the Ultimate Fighting Championship, or UFC, looked like it might have to fold.

The mixed martial arts promotion had already had several big fights that did well on pay-per-view. And yet, financially, it was not successful enough as a business.

Fast forward to today.

Mixed martial arts has become a mainstream sport. UFC fights show on ESPN and sell millions of tickets on pay-per-view. And the company itself is worth multiple billions of dollars.

So what happened?

It’s a good question. And before I give you the answer, it’s worth thinking about what you yourself — as a marketer, or a business owner — might do in the situation that the UFC was in back in 2005.

Would you run ads on TV hyping up upcoming PPV fights?

Would you send direct mail to people who subscribe to martial arts magazines, telling them about the new sport and asking them to respond in some way?

Would you hire celebrities to come sit cageside?

In fact, none of these things were what the UFC did, or at least none were responsible for saving the UFC from ruin.

So what did happen?

Well, the owners of the UFC did a very smart thing.

They didn’t try to sell their core product at all.

Instead, they created another product, and they sold that.

Specifically, they created a reality TV show, called The Ultimate Fighter. It showed a bunch of guys, living together in a house, training and competing with each other for the right to get a six-figure contract for the regular UFC promotion.

And boy did it work. The Ultimate Fighter drew a lot of viewers, became profitable in itself, popularized mixed arts, and saved the UFC.

Because of all this, it offers a very valuable marketing lesson.

Off the top of my head, I can think of six separate marketing fundamentals that underlie this very clever move into reality TV.

But I won’t bore you by listing them here.

Instead, I just want to say that this kind of a funnel — coming up with a second, ancillary product to promote your core product — does not have to be limited to cage fights between two half-naked guys.

With a bit of thought, it can also work for many different offers and many different businesses.

For example, I’ve personally done this with a book I was selling once. And if you’d like to know the full story of how and what I did, you’ll be able to find the answer by going here:

https://bejakovic.com/profitable-health-emails/