Some Like It Hot – Desert Kite

“It’s like kissing Hitler.”
— Tony Curtis, about what it was like to kiss Marilyn Monroe during the shooting of Some Like It Hot

This is the last email I will send before I close down my current offer.

For the last 31 or so hours, I’ve been promoting a training I don’t normally promote, called 3rd Conversion, about how to get people to consume and implement your courses and trainings, with the outcome of turning one-time course buyers into long-term customers and evangelists.

For another 5 or so hours, you can get 3rd Conversion for just $97 today, and another $100 in one month’s time. That’s as attractive a deal as I can make to you today, while still respecting people who bought 3rd Conversion in the past.

This offer is good until tonight, Thursday, at 11:15 PST, again, some 5 hours from now.

If you wanna get 3rd Conversion before it goes away, so you don’t get the fuzzy end of the lollipop:

https://bejakovic.com/3rd-conversion

(The quote from Tony Curtis at the start of this email has nothing to do with 3rd Conversion. Except it kind of does. I talk more about that in Section 12 of the Encyclopedia of Consumption & Digestion, First Edition, which is a free bonus I include along with the core 3rd Conversion training and deliver as soon as you take me up on this offer, at the link above.)

Jerry: Osgood, I’m gonna level with you. We can’t get married at all.

Osgood: Why not?

Jerry: Well, in the first place, I’m not a natural blonde.

Osgood: Doesn’t matter.

Jerry: I smoke! I smoke all the time!

Osgood: I don’t care.

Jerry: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I’ve been living with a saxophone player.

Osgood: I forgive you.

Jerry: [tragically] I can never have children!

Osgood: We can adopt some.

Jerry: But you don’t understand, Osgood! Ohh… [Jerry pulls off his wig] I’m a man!

Osgood: [shrugs] Well, nobody’s perfect.

Those are the closing lines of the greatest comedy of all time, as ranked by American Film Institute, namely, Some Like It Hot.

These lines came to mind because last night I checked the Amazon page for my new 10 Commandments book.

I published the book back in May, and though reviews were slow to come at first, I have amassed 46 reviews so far. Well, 46 ratings, from 1 to 5 stars, most of which don’t actually have any kind of review text beyond the number of stars.

So far, while I’ve gotten a couple 4-star ratings and even a 3-star, all the actual thoughtful reviews with written words were accompanied by 5 star ratings as well.

Until last night.

I now have a new text-based review, only 4 stars, which says:

“Book is 5 stars really but nothings perfect… This book seriously is a must read as you will understand at a deeper level human nature…”

What to say?

I give this reviewer 4 stars. I would give him or her 5 stars for the nice things said about my book… but nobody’s perfect.

In any case, if you STILL haven’t yet read my “must-read” book that will help you “understand at a deeper level human nature” — and you know who you are, and I know you are reading — then here’s where to find the number one comedy… and pickup… and con game… and hypnosis… and sales etc. book, as rated by the BFI, the Bejako Fund of Infotainment:

https://bejakovic.com/new10commandments