Can you do me a favor?
Can you tell me if this sounds sexy to you?
Put in a fresh $100 bill into a vending machine… out come a couple new “super subscribers” to your email list… and, because this is a MAGICAL vending machine, you also get your $100 bill back?
Then, with your freshly returned $100 bill, you repeat the process, and get another couple “super subscribers,” and get your $100 bill back, over and over… continuing to build your email list… continuing to make back the money you’ve put in… GUARANTEED?
But wait, there’s more:
What if these are not just plain old subscribers to your email list… but, like I said, “super subscribers,” people who are on average 3.3x more likely to buy your offers as an ordinary subscriber would?
If you like the sound of that, here’s what’s going on:
I have partnered with Nick Bandy.
Nick has been running a “lazy” cold traffic funnel for the past year and a half.
This lazy funnel has been building up his email list with buyers.
It has been building up his list with minimal ongoing work, while paying him back all the money he puts into ads. It even makes him a small profit every month.
Not only that, but because the subscribers who come in via this funnel are already buyers, they are on average 3.3X MORE LIKELY TO BUY subsequent offers than “freebie” subscribers who never bought anything previously.
Nick’s quote about this cold traffic funnel:
“Without running this simple, low-stress ad funnel, I would have no list. I’d have no business. In all likelihood, I’d be working a 9-to-5 right now.”
Nick and I are offering to create such a cold traffic funnel for you, which gets buyers onto your list every day, and which is guaranteed to convert at breakeven or better at a $69/day ad spend ($69, because it’s Nick Bandy), so you get ALL THE MONEY BACK you put into ads, via just this funnel alone.
What we would be giving you as part of this offer:
***** Magical ad copy and images *****
Nick has been running and managing cold traffic funnels for himself and clients FOR YEARS. He will create ads for you using his deep and penetrating insights into what the hungry crowds milling around on social media are responding to right now.
***** Magical copy for the sales page and upsell pages *****
I’ve gotten paid $100,000+ by a single client to write sales copy for them. I will write the sales copy for your funnel and make sure you look good and people want to buy from you.
***** Quite magical tech setup for the sales page, order page, and upsell pages *****
We set up the tech for the entire cold traffic funnel ourselves. It won’t interfere in any way with your existing cart or require you to do anything.
***** Non-magical Facebook ad manager setup *****
Tedious one-time work. If you’ve already done it for your own previous cold traffic experiments, great. If not, we’ll do it for you.
***** Magical offer stack to go in your ad funnel *****
(Everything, including front end offer, order bumps, upsells.)
I’ve been creating offers for years and consulting others on how to create theirs. Nick on the other hand knows what offers work well on cold traffic.
If you have suitable offers already, we will use those.
If you don’t, we will create suitable new offers for you, in line with the business you want to have.
(If you’re in a field similar to Nick and me, we are even willing to license our courses to you to put into your cold traffic funnel so you can sell them and KEEP ALL THE PROFITS.)
***** Our free “unannounced bonus” to put into your delivery area *****
Basically, this will be a free lead magnet that Nick and I will create.
This unannounced bonus will be GOOD FOR YOUR CUSTOMERS — we will make sure it is something your customers want.
It will also be GOOD FOR YOU, because your customers will feel like they got a small diamond’s worth of extra value for free, and will be more likely to love your offer, less likely to ask for refunds, and more likely to buy stuff you offer in the future. Plus it will make Nick and me invested in your continued success.
***** 100% BREAKEVEN GUARANTEE *****
Nick and I will hand over your cold traffic funnel only after we have spent OUR OWN MONEY to test and tweak it until it makes at least 20 sales on cold traffic and BREAKS EVEN.
We are even considering paying for your first $420 worth of ads ($420 because, again, Nick Bandy).
Once we hand over this funnel to you, you get total control of the funnel, the ad account, the offers, everything. You do not owe us a cent after we hand it over, regardless of how much money this funnel ends up making you down the line.
Like I said, we are offering a magical vending machine here.
With this magical vending machine, it would not cost you a cent to grow your list, month after month, and you might even make a small monthly profit.
How much would a reliable, stable, and mostly hands-off way to grow your email list, with buyers, for years to come, be worth to you?
Enough to bid $1?
>>> Yes!! Good Golly this sounds sexy, and I’ve got $1 to bid, maybe more!
>>> No!! You had me until the $69 and $420 references, now I’m out
Hit reply and tell me if you’re in Camp YES or Camp NO (a simple YES or NO will do).
Your vote will determine whether this happens or not. Thanks in advance.