“Nobody Died at Sandy Hook” and Facebook ads

A few days ago, a jury in Wisconsin awarded $450k to one Leonard Pozner in a defamation suit.

The defendant in the suit was James Fetzer, the author of the book “Nobody Died at Sandy Hook.”

The gist of this book, according to what I’ve seen online, is that the Sandy Hook shooting never really happened. Instead, much like the moon landing, it was all faked.

​​(In this case, it was Obama and his lackeys, coming after your guns in a roundabout way.)

Pozner, the guy who got the $450k, is the father of a boy who was killed at Sandy Hook.

He sued Fetzer, the author, and won. But Pozner didn’t get these damages because of the insulting or hurtful claims in Fetzer’s book.

Instead, the jury awarded the damages because “Nobody Died at Sandy Hook” claims that Pozner fabricated his son’s death certificate.

In other words, in spite of all the outrageous content that Fetzer put in his book, it was really a technicality that brought him down.

(BTW, Fetzer is a retired university professor. It’s another bit of proof that intelligence has little to do with having an accurate or useful view of the world.)

Anyways, I bring this up because “Nobody Died at Sandy Hook” is just like a direct response promotion.

A direct response promotion can make all sorts of outrageous, ridiculous, or even offensive claims. And that’s quite ok, and even encouraged in some circles.

But you have to watch out for technicalities.

For example, I just got some feedback from one of my clients, about a campaign we ran on Facebook this summer.

The promotion in question was nowhere as inflammatory as “Nobody Died at Sandy Hook.”

Still, our campaign was a bit ridiculous, and it promoted a slightly suspect product.

“No problem with any of that,” says Facebook. “But we do have some issues with a few technicalities.”

I’ll give you some examples of the issues we had in my post tomorrow. It won’t be terribly shocking, but it might be instructive, particularly if you’re running ads on Facebook to cold traffic.

The Facebook shell game

A few days ago, I got to listen in on an internal monthly call of a very successful direct response company.

They are making a big shift in how they run their business.

So far, they’ve gotten most of their traffic from Facebook.

But Facebook has been closing down their ad accounts.

It’s like a shell game. Every time this company figures they know what Facebook wants, they lift up the shell to find:

A big empty nothing.

Another closed ad account.

This echoes what I heard from another client.

They’ve also been getting ads shut down and ad accounts closed. Unlike the first company, they aren’t moving away from Facebook yet, though they are frantically trying to find new ways of advertising that Facebook will be okay with.

At this point, you might expect me to lay down some rap about how you don’t wanna build your business on somebody else’s platform.

Or how you don’t wanna rely on a big corporation more than you have to.

Or how you want to have a stable business built on long-term customer relationships rather than on constant acquisition of new clients.

But no, that’s not my point at all.

Quite the opposite.

I wanna praise Facebook.

I think now is a golden moment for marketers to invest heavy into Facebook.

Except, instead of thinking, “How can I get my penis enlargement offer to conform to Facebook’s ad standards…”

You should take a step back. And create an offer, and even a brand, that has one simple goal:

To comply with Facebook’s flighty tastes in advertisers.

If you can do this, there’s no better source of traffic right now.

Both of the clients I mentioned at the start feel this way.

And while they bravely embrace the challenge of adapting to their disappointments with Facebook, and though their businesses might be better off in the long run if they cut their dependence on Facebook, I think they would trade it all in a heartbeat for a few more months of being in Facebook’s good graces.

Anyways, something to think about.

Don’t go searching for an offer…

Or even for a starving crowd…

Instead, search for a funnel that Facebook will be happy with. And watch your business explode.