What if your pillow could do more than just help you sleep at night?
What if it could do something unbelievably good for you…
Like instantly give you MORE powerful copywriting skills than years of study ever could…
Putting your brain into full “copy god” mode as soon as you wake up in the morning…
Allowing you to effortlessly stamp out royalty-producing sales letters, emails, and Facebook ads IN JUST A FEW MINUTES’ TIME…
Knowing you’re now automatically and effortlessly zooming towards your wealth and income dreams… while burying the gnawing doubts and insecurities that have held you back for so long?
And what if it could also implant into your head ALL the copywriting courses you’ve ever bought…
While dramatically increasing your productivity… opening up secret doors to new opportunities… and skyrocketing your status in the industry?
Wouldn’t that be INCREDIBLE?
Well, when you consider the latest breakthrough, peer-reviewed studies on creativity and learning… from the most well-respected universities and research departments on the planet…
Or if you ask the countless thousands of women and men of all ages, from all walks of life, who have found this email before you…
You’ll find that this is not only possible…
But you should actually EXPECT your pillow to deliver you all of this and more.
And all it takes is just a tiny, 10-second tweak to your night-time routine that you’re about to see…
Ok, I’d like you to slowly emerge from your hypnotic trance and become aware of the real world once again.
The truth is, I do not yet have a magic offer called Copy Koala Millions™, which transforms you into an A-list copywriter while you sleep. But I have been working on it.
The backstory is that I went on Clickbank a few days ago. Among the Clickbank top 10, three weight loss offers all showed the same trend:
* Lose weight by stuffing your face (Biofit)
* Lose weight by sucking on smoothies (Smoothie Diet)
* Lose weight by sipping coffee (Java Burn, which I modeled for the copy above)
In each case, the mechanism is NOT some exotic discovery or awesome invention.
Instead, the mechanism is a beloved everyday activity. In fact, it’s probably something the prospect is already doing all the time.
So that’s how I got the idea for Copy Koala Millions™. Because lying down to sleep is one of my beloved activities. There are few things that thrill me as reliably as putting my head to pillow each night. I can’t be the only one, right?
It’s the old direct response advice:
Come up with the ultimate, magic-wand offer. Promise your prospect all the outcomes he could ever dream of… done for him by some benevolent external genie… who smiles kindly and shushes away all the objections your prospect used to have.
So that’s step one. Figure out exactly what your prospect would irrationally love to hear.
Step two is to then dial it back or pay it off so your offer isn’t a complete hoax.
In the case of Copy Koala Millions™ I’m happy to say I deliver fully on the promise.
At a special launch price of just $67, I’ll sell you an mp3 player preloaded with copywriting audio courses, masked with pink noise.
Simply turn on Copy Koala and place it under your pillow at night — takes just 10 seconds. You can also upload other courses you’ve bought if you want. In case you don’t have a pillow right now, I’ll be selling that as a $197 upsell.
Normally, at this point in my email, I would invite a response. “Write in and pre-order Copy Koala Millions™,” I would say, “at a special 75% discount. Offer good only until this Thursday.”
But I’m a little hesitant to do that. We haven’t yet ironed out all the kinks with the pink noise and I don’t want to get swamped with orders I can’t fulfill. So I’ll hold off for today.
Instead, I’d just like to point out that the underlying idea might be valuable to you. Because the weight loss market is definitely buying this “coffee” mechanism right now.
And the weight loss market is like New York City — the fashion that’s popular there today will be popular everywhere next year. Might be worth keeping an eye on. I know I will be doing it. And if you want to find out what new trends I spot, sign up here for my email newsletter, and prepare to be hypnotized.