A certain Dr. Frankenstein, who is a genetics professor at Stanford University, claims he has invented a “superhero vaccine.”
Dr. Frank took genetic material from an an Olympic athlete as the basis for his vaccine.
And what does the vaccine do?
“It gives you a body-wide genetic upgrade,” says Dr. Frankenstein. He claims that the jab will make heart disease, stroke, Alzheimer’s disease, and liver disease a nonissue in the vaccinated.
I don’t know about you, but a genetic upgrade sounds great to me. I’d love to have the muscles, stamina, and Alzheimer’s resistance of an anonymous Olympic athlete, all with just a one-time visit to Dr. Frank’s offices.
In fact, this superhero vaccine matches 3 of my 4 criteria for the ideal offer.
It’s irresistible and promises escape… it’s easy… and it’s urgent.
After all, old age and diseases are certainly coming. And I don’t want to be left behind as the only non-vaccinated, aging weakling in a population of vaccinated superheros.
Of course, there is one element of the ideal offer missing with Dr. Frank’s jab. And that’s perceived safety.
In fact, the reactions I’ve read so far are a rehash of Jeff Goldblum’s speech from Jurassic Park:
The lack of humility before nature that’s being displayed here staggers me… Don’t you see the danger inherent in what you’re doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet’s ever seen but you wield it like a kid that’s found his dad’s gun.
It’s a reasonable attitude.
But who of us is gonna be that reasonable once a number of daring souls opt for the superhero vaccine… and report amazing results about overflowing energy, perfect memory, and more lustrous hair?
Perhaps you see where I’m going with this. So I won’t drag the point on.
Instead, let me remind you that my Copy Riddles program is open right now.
I think of it as an “A-list copywriter vaccine.” Because it gives you the irresistible promise of a brain-wide copywriting upgrade… through a quick and easy process… based on the winning sales bullets of A-list copywriters.
And there’s a certain matter of urgency. Because Copy Riddles is only open until this Sunday, July 4, at midnight PST.
“Uff, I don’t know,” you might say. “It sounds kind of risky.”
In that case, let me tell you that a small group of daring souls have already gone through Copy Riddles.
They all survived. And here’s what one of them, an Agora copywriter by the name of Vasilis Apostolou, has to report:
I’ve taken every popular course out there. I’m talking about the most popular courses from A-list copywriters. Obviously, I’ve read, listened and watched a lot about bullet writing.
But I can say with 100% confidence that John has put together the best course on bullets, bar none.
I learned a lot from the course that I use for all types of copy: From subject lines to hour-long interview style promos.
I wish I had John’s bullet course when I was starting out. It would have saved me tons of frustration… and shaved months off my learning curve.
In case you’d like to find out more about the A-list copywriter vaccine: