I was just driving and I heard on the radio that Ed Sheeran is retiring.
He is planning to get married and raise a family, and that’s why he’s stepping away from the music business.
Right now, millions of men around the world are holding their breath and waiting to exhale a big sigh of relief if this news turns out to be true.
Because the only English singer-songwriter worse than Ed Sheeran is James Blunt. But at least James has his incredible social media presence to make up for his sickly sweet songs.
(What, you haven’t seen James Blunt on Twitter? Go and check. It’s worth 15 minutes of your time.)
I was talking to a friend today about this. And he commented that James Blunt has cracked the code on sentimental bubblegum (there should be a name for this genre of music).
So now, James puts out a new song or new album every few years…
He rakes in a few more million dollars…
Which he uses to entertain gaggles of beautiful women at hip London nightspots…
All the while trolling people who mock his awful music on Twitter.
I don’t know about you, but this sounds like a pretty good business.
Just swap out “sentimental bubblegum music” and replace it with “helpful information product,” and you’ve got the ideal lifestyle of the successful digital marketer.
So that’s why I want to be more like James Blunt.
And that’s why I suggest that maybe you too consider emulating this great man.
All right, before I go to bed, I have my usual pitch to make:
In case you need some sentimental bubblegum copywriting, specifically advertorials to promote and maybe even sell your helpful products, then you might find the following offer beautiful: