Yesterday, I was walking on the train tracks. It’s how you get to Dead Man’s Beach.
It turns out Dead Man’s Beach is a nudist beach. In fact, it turns out it’s a gay nudist beach.
I didn’t know any of this yesterday. I showed up, pretty straight, in my usual city slicker outfit of blue jeans and converse.
I looked down from the cliff that leads to the beach at all the nudity and gayness. There wasn’t very much of either — just two couples and a couple naked dogs.
But back to the train tracks.
In order to get to Dead Man’s Beach, you have to cross the train tracks, because the train runs right along the sea.
Also, in order to get from one part of Dead Man’s Beach to the other, you actually have to walk on the train tracks for a stretch.
Problem:
Every couple of minutes, a speeding train from Barcelona appears out of nowhere and zooms by on the tracks. This is not how Dead Man’s Beach got its name, but the trains really could be deadly.
Solution:
You can actually hear the train coming a good minute before it appears out of nowhere. Not because it’s ringing a bell or hooting a horn or loudly chugging along, but because the train tracks vibrate.
Even when the train is a mile away, the tracks start to give off a sizzling sound that warns you it’s time to move to the side.
Can you hear it now? You should be able to.
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The tracks are sizzling. It’s a warning. You can probably hear it. It’s giving you a chance to get the jump on the deadline. If you’d like to do it right now, before it’s too late: